we should probably go out and buy food before we sit down too.. like that one time in san diego. maaaan. that cashier at albertsons KNEW what we were smokin that night. haha.
uh yeah btw, anyone reading this.. MJ is like one of the BETTER best mans (men?) I've seen. Shit, on Saturday when we had Fred wear this cool-ass shirt, MJ easily went up to almost every group of ladies to ask them to sign it. The rest of us never jumped on it.. and Fred ends up with a shirt full of signatures that include classics like "You're sexy.. don't get married"
ohwait.. I take that back. Some of our friends were able to convince some girls to sign Fred's shirt.. uh but they had to go through the boyfriend.
(wut?)
And others would be like "HEY MJ! GET THOSE GIRLS!".. pointing at girls WITH boyfriends.
yeah like Riss said. MJ and Shea share this sexual energy that evidently me and her CANT tap into. Hahahha. It's like how Green Lantern has this power battery? Yeah.. those two can access the universal sexual battery with their inherit Sex Lantern powers.
haha aw shit mayn. thanks for the vote of confidence.
funny dialogue:
me: ay patna. by the time your bachelor party comes around, ill be much better at planning this shit. ben: aw man. i was hoping you wouldnt. hahah
even funnier dialogue: them: AW MJ. YOU MISSED THAT GROUP OF GIRLS! DID YOU SEE THEM? me: did you see the guys they were with? ill gladly go up to them, but if they start shit, are you gonna jump in or run? hahaha
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Bachelor party could be us watching Ghostbusters 2 early Saturday evening
And I don't want things like...
.... a LAN party.
oooh. whoopee.
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we should probably go out and buy food before we sit down too.. like that one time in san diego. maaaan. that cashier at albertsons KNEW what we were smokin that night. haha.
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ohwait.. I take that back. Some of our friends were able to convince some girls to sign Fred's shirt.. uh but they had to go through the boyfriend.
(wut?)
And others would be like "HEY MJ! GET THOSE GIRLS!".. pointing at girls WITH boyfriends.
(wut? wut?)
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I would of been more like
"um. sign. um. shirt. vietnamese guy. married. yeah. um. ok. bye."
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funny dialogue:
me: ay patna. by the time your bachelor party comes around, ill be much better at planning this shit.
ben: aw man. i was hoping you wouldnt. hahah
even funnier dialogue:
them: AW MJ. YOU MISSED THAT GROUP OF GIRLS! DID YOU SEE THEM?
me: did you see the guys they were with? ill gladly go up to them, but if they start shit, are you gonna jump in or run? hahaha
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