ZETA: EPISODE 07
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EPISODE 07: ESCAPE FROM SIDE ONE
THIS IS THE EARTH, YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS.
Kamille has stolen the Gundam so many times that the crew has decided to make Kamille a regular pilot in hopes that he will hopefully hijack it a little less often.
That hand is unnaturally large. I suspect he's getting manhandled by someone off screen.
Space apples.
By the way,
I really do love Henken, man. He's such a great guy.
Kamille doesn't like his promotion. "SO I'M A GUINEA PIG."
YES. GUINEA PIGS ARE ADORABLE, JUST LIKE YOU. SO WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA.
Nng.
So Kamille runs off to ask somebody else some stuff and that somebody else happens to be Lt. Quattro.
"Just because you're interested doesn't make it right--"
Quattro calls him feisty and then accidentally triggers Kamille's fanboy mode.
Kamille: AMURO WAS THE BEST PILOT EVER
Quattro: SIIIIIIIIIIGH NOBODY EVER MENTIONS THE RED COMET
Kamille gets bitchy real fast.
TOO LATE. YOU'RE FUCKING LOCKED IN HIS SIGHTS, KAMILLE.
But.
But suddenly.
It turns into an awkward flirty session. Yes. Kamille wants to know all about Lt. Quattro and Quattro's playful little smirk seems a bit too flattered for this to be some simple--
"THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I NEVER GOT MARRIED."
WHAT.
QUATTRO. WHAT.
Interrupted by a whistle! I used to have a whistle like that.
Titties.
*shot for being immature*
Let's see how long it takes before this image gets deleted off of photobucket.
Jerid arrives! Whining and complaining about everything! He BARGES IN dramatically, people outside totally seeing what Jerid totally missed until he figured out he should probably turn around.
All pimps have to start somewhere.
And somehow through it all, finally
Jerid scores a date.
Suave.
HAPPY HENKEN IS HAPPY
Quattro takes Emma and Kamille on a field trip to *DUN DUN DUNNNN* Colony 30.
... UH
THIS IS COOL.
AWESOME.
DEAD PEOPLE.
Dadum dadum.
WOODSTOCK OF GUNDAM.
You know, I'm just not feeling the whole death of families thing.
Ah yes, a preschool, that's better.
NAAAAH LET'S GO FOR MOTHERS CLUTCHING BABIES.
BODY SLAM!
*shot for not funny*
Sexy Broad appears and points a gun at Kamille, like he was doing something horrible to a mummified lady.
SO SHE TACKLES THAT DELICIOUS KAMILLE INTO A NEARBY BUILDING. LEAVING THE BABY CORPSE BEHIND.
Quattro laments to Emma about pretty much everything, and anyone who pays attention to UC as a whole would already have noticed that, yeah, he hates Earthlings quiiiiite a bit.
HOSTAGE!KAMILLE
So Quattro and Sexy Broad argue about the Zabis and Zeon and that's gotta be trippy as fuck for Emma who was essentiually a Feddie up until this point. I'll just abridge this to "BAWWW THE ZABIS." Picture the discussion being held on 4chan. There you go.
The world was gonna be a gift to their prince!
;___;
Anyway.
KAMILLE THROW!
BITCH DON'T YOU THROW HIS KAMILLE AROUND LIKE THAT
"LET'S GET BACK TO THE ARGAMA!"
"RIGHT!"
danananana!
*insert Batman theme here*
And like magic they're right back on the Argama. Quattro gets incredibly defensive about their new orders because he's talking about Kamille.
So Kamille gets to pilot a non-broken mobile suit without the use of theft! Quattro is his wingman.
uhu. ♥
GUNDAM TACKLES, NEWTYPES, EXPLOSIONS, DEATH.
Jerid suggests they send reinforcements except he learns the hard way that JAMAICAN WANTS SEXY BROAD DEAD.
DUEL TIME!
DEATH TIME!
LOOK CLOSELY, FOLKS, THAT'S THE COCKPIT. C:
Jerid: BAW
Jamaican: PERFECT
Hey come on I do feel a little bad for Jerid. He just lost a potential girlfriend!
...
Suddenly his rivalry with Kamille makes sense. /non-forboding comment
Jerid starts to cry. Such a painful scene--
WOOHOO PARTY @ THE ARGAMA
:D
God damn it, Zeta.
PEACEFUL CONCLUSION!
...To an episode full of mummies and death.
EPISODE 07: ESCAPE FROM SIDE ONE
THIS IS THE EARTH, YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS.
Kamille has stolen the Gundam so many times that the crew has decided to make Kamille a regular pilot in hopes that he will hopefully hijack it a little less often.
That hand is unnaturally large. I suspect he's getting manhandled by someone off screen.
Space apples.
By the way,
I really do love Henken, man. He's such a great guy.
Kamille doesn't like his promotion. "SO I'M A GUINEA PIG."
YES. GUINEA PIGS ARE ADORABLE, JUST LIKE YOU. SO WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA.
Nng.
So Kamille runs off to ask somebody else some stuff and that somebody else happens to be Lt. Quattro.
"Just because you're interested doesn't make it right--"
Quattro calls him feisty and then accidentally triggers Kamille's fanboy mode.
Kamille: AMURO WAS THE BEST PILOT EVER
Quattro: SIIIIIIIIIIGH NOBODY EVER MENTIONS THE RED COMET
Kamille gets bitchy real fast.
TOO LATE. YOU'RE FUCKING LOCKED IN HIS SIGHTS, KAMILLE.
But.
But suddenly.
It turns into an awkward flirty session. Yes. Kamille wants to know all about Lt. Quattro and Quattro's playful little smirk seems a bit too flattered for this to be some simple--
"THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I NEVER GOT MARRIED."
WHAT.
QUATTRO. WHAT.
Interrupted by a whistle! I used to have a whistle like that.
Titties.
*shot for being immature*
Let's see how long it takes before this image gets deleted off of photobucket.
Jerid arrives! Whining and complaining about everything! He BARGES IN dramatically, people outside totally seeing what Jerid totally missed until he figured out he should probably turn around.
All pimps have to start somewhere.
And somehow through it all, finally
Jerid scores a date.
Suave.
HAPPY HENKEN IS HAPPY
Quattro takes Emma and Kamille on a field trip to *DUN DUN DUNNNN* Colony 30.
... UH
THIS IS COOL.
AWESOME.
DEAD PEOPLE.
Dadum dadum.
WOODSTOCK OF GUNDAM.
You know, I'm just not feeling the whole death of families thing.
Ah yes, a preschool, that's better.
NAAAAH LET'S GO FOR MOTHERS CLUTCHING BABIES.
BODY SLAM!
*shot for not funny*
Sexy Broad appears and points a gun at Kamille, like he was doing something horrible to a mummified lady.
SO SHE TACKLES THAT DELICIOUS KAMILLE INTO A NEARBY BUILDING. LEAVING THE BABY CORPSE BEHIND.
Quattro laments to Emma about pretty much everything, and anyone who pays attention to UC as a whole would already have noticed that, yeah, he hates Earthlings quiiiiite a bit.
HOSTAGE!KAMILLE
So Quattro and Sexy Broad argue about the Zabis and Zeon and that's gotta be trippy as fuck for Emma who was essentiually a Feddie up until this point. I'll just abridge this to "BAWWW THE ZABIS." Picture the discussion being held on 4chan. There you go.
The world was gonna be a gift to their prince!
;___;
Anyway.
KAMILLE THROW!
BITCH DON'T YOU THROW HIS KAMILLE AROUND LIKE THAT
"LET'S GET BACK TO THE ARGAMA!"
"RIGHT!"
danananana!
*insert Batman theme here*
And like magic they're right back on the Argama. Quattro gets incredibly defensive about their new orders because he's talking about Kamille.
So Kamille gets to pilot a non-broken mobile suit without the use of theft! Quattro is his wingman.
uhu. ♥
GUNDAM TACKLES, NEWTYPES, EXPLOSIONS, DEATH.
Jerid suggests they send reinforcements except he learns the hard way that JAMAICAN WANTS SEXY BROAD DEAD.
DUEL TIME!
DEATH TIME!
LOOK CLOSELY, FOLKS, THAT'S THE COCKPIT. C:
Jerid: BAW
Jamaican: PERFECT
Hey come on I do feel a little bad for Jerid. He just lost a potential girlfriend!
...
Suddenly his rivalry with Kamille makes sense. /non-forboding comment
Jerid starts to cry. Such a painful scene--
WOOHOO PARTY @ THE ARGAMA
:D
God damn it, Zeta.
PEACEFUL CONCLUSION!
...To an episode full of mummies and death.