ZETA: EPISODE 12
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EPISODE 12: THE WINDS OF JABURO
This episode starts off with Kamille watching EVERYBODY DIIIIIIE.
IN JABURO!
LIGHT RED AIRCRAFT! NOT PINK!
...do palm trees grow in the Amazon?
Kamille wouldn't know. He hasn't been to Earth before. This is his first time. And they're not being gentle.
PLAAAAANES!
Quattro why did you do that. ;_;
PARTY @ MY AMAZON
SURF'S UP!
COWABUNGA, DUDE.
Kamille stops again to witness some of the DEEEEEEEEATH around him.
Like this fallen GM.
WHOSE EYES SUDDENLY BURST AND EXPLODE INTO PILLARS OF FIRE.
But you see. Zeta wants to hit all of its bases. We've had women and children die. We've had babies die. Soldiers dying is nothing new. We need to do something about this. It's just not enough.
Oh yeah. LET'S KILL SOME MONKEYS WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
Yes, that is one monkey trying to pull another monkey free who was brutally smashed under a collapsed tree. I do believe that is monkey blood on the trunk.
what is this i don't even
HAHA! JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER!
So we go back to surfing Gundams.
JERID WHY DID YOU KILL THE MONKEYS ARRHRJHRJDGJHSDGDG!!
Jerid's all like 'wut' as he is any other battle because he doesn't pay attention to what the hell he's shooting at. Just like he blew up Kamille's mom.
PFT!
Kamille and Quattro join up in the Amazon and they invade Jaburo. Jaburo is a base located underground, beneath the cover of the Amazon.
It would be kinda terrifying to have a Gundam for a manager.
JUST A BIT.
*NEVER SLACKS OFF AGAIN*
Jerid rages at some Earth Federation officers, spouting off things like ISN'T ANYONE EVEN FIGHTING?
To which the officer responds all casual like, "Not really."
...
Humanity is as productive as ever in the future, I see!
hey guys since this base is obviously abandoned let's just chill on the outside of our mobile suits and shoot the sh--
JESUS FUCK WHAT
Getting the fuck back to business Quattro and Kamille are standing around when Kamille receives a NEWTYPE FLASH! Jerid shows up on cue to make things more of a pain in the ass, and he says the 'gold suit' is probably just a cheap copy of the Mk II.
Oh Jerid. Why is it the only time you're ever half right is whenever you're being sarcastic?
This pimp machine has the most useful camouflage ever.
Cue some fucking Hawaii Five-O and we got ourselves an action scene!
THIS SHIT AIN'T EXCITING ENOUGH WHAT CAN WE DO TO CHANGE THIS
YEAH LET'S ADD SOME NUCLEAR MISSILES
OLAWD THEY'RE GONNA LAUNCH SOME NUKES AND WE'RE ALL JUST SITTING ON TOP OF THEM WE'VE ONLY GOT AN HOUR TO GTFO OF HERE OH GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING
Apolly has a solution to this! They'll know in an hour if he's telling the truth or not!
...
At which point we may or may not all be nuked to death!
Flashy lights!
Jerid doesn't know about the bomb, but he's doing a fine job at getting his comrades killed and breaking his mobile suit piece by piece.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--
DANAAAAAAAAAAAN. Eyecatch.
Kamille and Jerid go flying in opposite directions!
Jerid exits the cockpit and smashes his face into a rock.
Seriously.
Quattro shows up! OMG NUKES YOU GUYS NUKES.
A NEW TRANSLATION TANGENT: So in A New Translation this scene is included. When asked if they should take the prisoners with them to escape, Quattro says OH OF COURSE like how could he EVER be such a bad guy. You know what? This is the original. He snapped YES BECAUSE WE COULD USE HOSTAGES AND YOU'D MAKE GOOD ONES. NOTHING MORE. Then he starts angsting over how he doesn't know where Bright's wife and children are. Obviously Quattro is an asshole who is very clear on who he likes and does not like, where as A New Translation made him into a good guy. Char is and never was a good guy.
RESUMING!
JERID RUNNING AROUND SHOUTING AND FALLING DOWN ROCKS.
Eventually Jerid happens across an overturned vehicle that had a couple of soldiers trying to escape with injured comrades and Jerid helps them out. The injured don't want to be left behind and Jerid reassures them that there's room. Well that was nice of him. See, Jerid may be a hilarious failure but he's not a dickbag. He's a pretty nice guy. An obvious Titans officer helped out a bunch of Federation soldiers who were ignored by their own forces. D'aw.
This is what it looks like INSIDE of Sneaky Gundam.
...look at dose asses. They're either very manly women or very well fed men.
So everyone's trying to get out of there before the bomb goes off but Kamille hasn't shown up yet. Quattro says that he will go back in and orders everyone to take off as scheduled and NOT to wait for them.
D'awwwwww Quattro, your affection for Kamille is adorable.
Meanwhile!
JAIL SURE IS FUN!
I didn't mention them before because at the time they were on 733 bottles of beer on the wall and I was like no I can wait.
But here we have Kai and Reccoa locked up in a jail cell and now they're completely alone and unable to escape.
...wait, and you're not begging for sex before we inevitably die?
Okay fine have it your--
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
Kai is awesome. I missed him.
Reccoa bitches that his pounding and screaming won't help them any. He retorts in the way only Kai does, "It makes me feel better, okay?" and proceeds to pound away without her.
Huh huh.
But it's too endearing to ignore, so Reccoa starts "helping."
Kamille hears them!
That smoke looks like something out of Ookami. Suddenly I picture Kamille in the Mk II holding a giant paintbrush instead of a beam sabre. I'm lame enough to admit I would totally play that game.
A side note, Kamille says "Mz Reccoa" which is what I thought was a southern thing because I say it all the time for Miss Ms and Mrs. So apparently Kamille is a southern-raised space Canadian.
Kai: Wait a minute our dumbass screaming actually worked?
Reccoa: Yay! :D
Reccoa: :DDDDDDDDDD
Kai: ...looks like a sissy.
Actually, Kai is shocked that a kid is piloting a Gundam. Nevermind that Amuro was piloting a Gundam and Amuro was younger than Kamille is now. Kai, your pattern of thinking seems pretty off. It must have been all those hours stuck with Reccoa.
Obviously this will work to break them out because Kamille totally saw it happen in movies.
AND IT WORKED!
Kai: ....wait so I get stuck with her for days and get nothing, you show up and in less than 30 seconds she's all over you.
Damn it, we always knew she was a whore. But it's okay Kai.
You're still hot. :(
why so moe kamille
So they get the fuck out of there. We see that the escape carriers are at their limit and cannot take any more people. Jerid says tata to the dudes he saved and runs off, and they all look sad as they go "NO! D:" and reach out for him. But Jerid isn't as nice and cool as we thought because he's climbing over people to get to safety, stomping along other people alone the way.
oh
30
BITCH.
31
Cooldude grabs Jerid's foot.
KICKED.
32
Why not.
We now witness the brilliant cockroach abilities of Jerid.
There he is. Dangling away.
AND HELPED BY A WOMAN. THIS WILL END WELL!
And it's quite sad when you think about it, all those people are left behind because the Federation simply did not give a fuck.
I MEAN, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Would you bother running even though the nuclear blast would destroy your radius for escape? Even if you managed to run far enough you'd still be affected by the fallout, and then there's a chance nobody would come looking for you. If you managed to live through the damn blast and know enough to survive on your own all the animals and edible plantlife would be either dead or radioactive. You're screwed either way. So would you just stand there and wait for it? What would you think about? Would ten minutes be enough? Five minutes? One minute?
Wow that's kinda scary. D:>
Oh baby.
With Reccoa and Kai rescued, there's only Kamille and Quattro who are fighting off two enemies. After much manly heroic yelling Kamille goes first and Quattro dramatically rushes to catch up.
CAN HE MAKE IT
OH GOD QUATTRO IS FALLING BEHIND--
oh wait Kamille caught him lol didn't think he'd make it. ;'D
Only one person doesn't seem surprised nor impressed. And only one person fought in the OYW. Hm.
SAFE ABOARD THE LIGHT RED SHIP!
But guess what guys. There was less than a minute left when that Garuda picked up the new mobile suits. What does that mean for you? WHAT IS THAT SOUND? WHY IS EVERYTHING RUMBLING--
OH.
...
Yeah that
kinda
sucks
a lot.
Tons.
...hoo.
Quattro and Kamille, along with Kai and Reccoa, watch as they fly away from the totally non-blinding nuclear explosion less than a mile away from them.
Quattro walks by.
Funny. That guy looks somehow familiar.
But I just can't. quite. put my finger on it ...
WHAT'S THIS.
A FAMILIAR FACE?
HURRAY, RESCUE.
This episode's peaceful ending:
Have a nice day alive, viewers!
EPISODE 12: THE WINDS OF JABURO
This episode starts off with Kamille watching EVERYBODY DIIIIIIE.
IN JABURO!
LIGHT RED AIRCRAFT! NOT PINK!
...do palm trees grow in the Amazon?
Kamille wouldn't know. He hasn't been to Earth before. This is his first time. And they're not being gentle.
PLAAAAANES!
Quattro why did you do that. ;_;
PARTY @ MY AMAZON
SURF'S UP!
COWABUNGA, DUDE.
Kamille stops again to witness some of the DEEEEEEEEATH around him.
Like this fallen GM.
WHOSE EYES SUDDENLY BURST AND EXPLODE INTO PILLARS OF FIRE.
But you see. Zeta wants to hit all of its bases. We've had women and children die. We've had babies die. Soldiers dying is nothing new. We need to do something about this. It's just not enough.
Oh yeah. LET'S KILL SOME MONKEYS WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
Yes, that is one monkey trying to pull another monkey free who was brutally smashed under a collapsed tree. I do believe that is monkey blood on the trunk.
what is this i don't even
HAHA! JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER!
So we go back to surfing Gundams.
JERID WHY DID YOU KILL THE MONKEYS ARRHRJHRJDGJHSDGDG!!
Jerid's all like 'wut' as he is any other battle because he doesn't pay attention to what the hell he's shooting at. Just like he blew up Kamille's mom.
PFT!
Kamille and Quattro join up in the Amazon and they invade Jaburo. Jaburo is a base located underground, beneath the cover of the Amazon.
It would be kinda terrifying to have a Gundam for a manager.
JUST A BIT.
*NEVER SLACKS OFF AGAIN*
Jerid rages at some Earth Federation officers, spouting off things like ISN'T ANYONE EVEN FIGHTING?
To which the officer responds all casual like, "Not really."
...
Humanity is as productive as ever in the future, I see!
hey guys since this base is obviously abandoned let's just chill on the outside of our mobile suits and shoot the sh--
JESUS FUCK WHAT
Getting the fuck back to business Quattro and Kamille are standing around when Kamille receives a NEWTYPE FLASH! Jerid shows up on cue to make things more of a pain in the ass, and he says the 'gold suit' is probably just a cheap copy of the Mk II.
Oh Jerid. Why is it the only time you're ever half right is whenever you're being sarcastic?
This pimp machine has the most useful camouflage ever.
Cue some fucking Hawaii Five-O and we got ourselves an action scene!
THIS SHIT AIN'T EXCITING ENOUGH WHAT CAN WE DO TO CHANGE THIS
YEAH LET'S ADD SOME NUCLEAR MISSILES
OLAWD THEY'RE GONNA LAUNCH SOME NUKES AND WE'RE ALL JUST SITTING ON TOP OF THEM WE'VE ONLY GOT AN HOUR TO GTFO OF HERE OH GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING
Apolly has a solution to this! They'll know in an hour if he's telling the truth or not!
...
At which point we may or may not all be nuked to death!
Flashy lights!
Jerid doesn't know about the bomb, but he's doing a fine job at getting his comrades killed and breaking his mobile suit piece by piece.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--
DANAAAAAAAAAAAN. Eyecatch.
Kamille and Jerid go flying in opposite directions!
Jerid exits the cockpit and smashes his face into a rock.
Seriously.
Quattro shows up! OMG NUKES YOU GUYS NUKES.
A NEW TRANSLATION TANGENT: So in A New Translation this scene is included. When asked if they should take the prisoners with them to escape, Quattro says OH OF COURSE like how could he EVER be such a bad guy. You know what? This is the original. He snapped YES BECAUSE WE COULD USE HOSTAGES AND YOU'D MAKE GOOD ONES. NOTHING MORE. Then he starts angsting over how he doesn't know where Bright's wife and children are. Obviously Quattro is an asshole who is very clear on who he likes and does not like, where as A New Translation made him into a good guy. Char is and never was a good guy.
RESUMING!
JERID RUNNING AROUND SHOUTING AND FALLING DOWN ROCKS.
Eventually Jerid happens across an overturned vehicle that had a couple of soldiers trying to escape with injured comrades and Jerid helps them out. The injured don't want to be left behind and Jerid reassures them that there's room. Well that was nice of him. See, Jerid may be a hilarious failure but he's not a dickbag. He's a pretty nice guy. An obvious Titans officer helped out a bunch of Federation soldiers who were ignored by their own forces. D'aw.
This is what it looks like INSIDE of Sneaky Gundam.
...look at dose asses. They're either very manly women or very well fed men.
So everyone's trying to get out of there before the bomb goes off but Kamille hasn't shown up yet. Quattro says that he will go back in and orders everyone to take off as scheduled and NOT to wait for them.
D'awwwwww Quattro, your affection for Kamille is adorable.
Meanwhile!
JAIL SURE IS FUN!
I didn't mention them before because at the time they were on 733 bottles of beer on the wall and I was like no I can wait.
But here we have Kai and Reccoa locked up in a jail cell and now they're completely alone and unable to escape.
...wait, and you're not begging for sex before we inevitably die?
Okay fine have it your--
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
Kai is awesome. I missed him.
Reccoa bitches that his pounding and screaming won't help them any. He retorts in the way only Kai does, "It makes me feel better, okay?" and proceeds to pound away without her.
Huh huh.
But it's too endearing to ignore, so Reccoa starts "helping."
Kamille hears them!
That smoke looks like something out of Ookami. Suddenly I picture Kamille in the Mk II holding a giant paintbrush instead of a beam sabre. I'm lame enough to admit I would totally play that game.
A side note, Kamille says "Mz Reccoa" which is what I thought was a southern thing because I say it all the time for Miss Ms and Mrs. So apparently Kamille is a southern-raised space Canadian.
Kai: Wait a minute our dumbass screaming actually worked?
Reccoa: Yay! :D
Reccoa: :DDDDDDDDDD
Kai: ...looks like a sissy.
Actually, Kai is shocked that a kid is piloting a Gundam. Nevermind that Amuro was piloting a Gundam and Amuro was younger than Kamille is now. Kai, your pattern of thinking seems pretty off. It must have been all those hours stuck with Reccoa.
Obviously this will work to break them out because Kamille totally saw it happen in movies.
AND IT WORKED!
Kai: ....wait so I get stuck with her for days and get nothing, you show up and in less than 30 seconds she's all over you.
Damn it, we always knew she was a whore. But it's okay Kai.
You're still hot. :(
why so moe kamille
So they get the fuck out of there. We see that the escape carriers are at their limit and cannot take any more people. Jerid says tata to the dudes he saved and runs off, and they all look sad as they go "NO! D:" and reach out for him. But Jerid isn't as nice and cool as we thought because he's climbing over people to get to safety, stomping along other people alone the way.
oh
30
BITCH.
31
Cooldude grabs Jerid's foot.
KICKED.
32
Why not.
We now witness the brilliant cockroach abilities of Jerid.
There he is. Dangling away.
AND HELPED BY A WOMAN. THIS WILL END WELL!
And it's quite sad when you think about it, all those people are left behind because the Federation simply did not give a fuck.
I MEAN, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Would you bother running even though the nuclear blast would destroy your radius for escape? Even if you managed to run far enough you'd still be affected by the fallout, and then there's a chance nobody would come looking for you. If you managed to live through the damn blast and know enough to survive on your own all the animals and edible plantlife would be either dead or radioactive. You're screwed either way. So would you just stand there and wait for it? What would you think about? Would ten minutes be enough? Five minutes? One minute?
Wow that's kinda scary. D:>
Oh baby.
With Reccoa and Kai rescued, there's only Kamille and Quattro who are fighting off two enemies. After much manly heroic yelling Kamille goes first and Quattro dramatically rushes to catch up.
CAN HE MAKE IT
OH GOD QUATTRO IS FALLING BEHIND--
oh wait Kamille caught him lol didn't think he'd make it. ;'D
Only one person doesn't seem surprised nor impressed. And only one person fought in the OYW. Hm.
SAFE ABOARD THE LIGHT RED SHIP!
But guess what guys. There was less than a minute left when that Garuda picked up the new mobile suits. What does that mean for you? WHAT IS THAT SOUND? WHY IS EVERYTHING RUMBLING--
OH.
...
Yeah that
kinda
sucks
a lot.
Tons.
...hoo.
Quattro and Kamille, along with Kai and Reccoa, watch as they fly away from the totally non-blinding nuclear explosion less than a mile away from them.
Quattro walks by.
Funny. That guy looks somehow familiar.
But I just can't. quite. put my finger on it ...
WHAT'S THIS.
A FAMILIAR FACE?
HURRAY, RESCUE.
This episode's peaceful ending:
Have a nice day alive, viewers!