ZETA: EPISODE 15
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EPISODE 15: KATZ'S SORTIE
After last episode's completely heterosexual bromantic reunion...
We see that Rosamia is a SUPER NICE AND POLITE PERSON. Perfect for a Canadian. I'M STILL ON TO YOU, ROSAMMY.
WHAT A WEIRDO.
So Captain Whyareyounotfodderyet is like okay I'mma ignore this creep but
NO YOU MUST ACCEPT MY CANADIAN KINDNESS
AND LET ME STOP THE VILLAINS
"THE VILLAINS?!"
WHAT ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF ANIME?
O I'M SORRY EH LET ME APALOWGIZE ;_;
;_;!!
okay seriously lady you're freaking me out
So Rosamia's like NO MAN THE COLONIES THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA DROP
and Captain Whyareyoustillalive is like okay uh no
NO SRSLY ;_;
lady
lady seriously
seriously
lady
................seriously
.....;;;;;
mwwhemahehe our home and native laaaaaaaaaandhehehe
ELSEWHERE!
AN ACCURATE DRAWING OF CALIFORNIA!
Hayato reveals that all of these shenanigans with Amuro was totally planned.
You're so great, Amuro.
Man I hope Hayato doesn't find out about all that assgrab I did.
Hayato then reveals that the other half of the plan is to make Amuro the main character again and Amuro is like hell to the no.
Ring ring.
Chattro: Hey are you talking to my boyfr I mean uh I gotta talk to you elsewhere Mister Yogapants get out here p.s. I'm not Char.
Amuro: WAS THAT CHAR
Hayato: NO THAT WAS LIEUTENANT QUATTRO
Amuro: are you fucking ser-
Hayato: YOU WORRY TOO MUCH 8D
Amuro: you're serious
But back to our pretty heroine, Captain Moe.
THIS GUNDAM IS FUCKING SWEET
*TINY RUNT DOG GROWLING*
Katz: .......................................I don't even
Kamille: IT'S OKAY 8)
...what the fuck kid you just
Kamille it's too early in the show to have lost your mind stop it.
When suddenly HEY KAMILLE-
*creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*
Kamille: seriously Quattro
*-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Kamille: seriously
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SO YEAH MY DAD IS PRETTY AWESOME BUT HE'S NOT REALLY MY DAD BUT HE'S PRETTY AW-
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
wh
Hayato: Pffft you know Lt. Quattro everyone says you're Char.
Chattro: You don't say?
Hayato: Well just Amuro and Kai but what do they know man.
*WISTFUL GAZE*
Hayato: I mean you guys have nothing in common I mean jeez how many blonde haired red-wearing guys are out there that don't show their eyes I mean pssh that's practically everybody but me not that I'm Char or anything but
Chattro: Yeah okay HEY AMURO
Chattro: GUESS WHAT I'M NOT CHAR
Hmmm....................
NAH.
Amuro: ...I'm not going to say it.
Chattro: But I am happy to see you!
Amuro: rhrggnff
Innuendo innuendo in
nu
en
do
Amuro: IsweartofuckingGODChar
Shoujo wibbles~
HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU KILLED LALAH
Amuro: SERIOUSLY CHAR
Kamille's just like man I wonder if Quattro wants the beef and Amuro wants the chicken man I hope I don't screw this up sigh!
TIME TO BE A WAIFU
:D
Lunch: hey amuro remember that time you killed lalah
Kamille: So you're like super cool and-
Amuro: *WHERE CAN I HIDE THE LUNCH BOX'S BODY*
sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi
oh my god he's undressing
keep going
"What has Katz been saying about me?"
"Wha...?"
ACTUAL DIALOGUE.
KAMILLE YOU'LL GET BETTER AT THIS PIMPING THING JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME.
Amuro's like hello Kamille are you still th-
WELL ... NYEH
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And Amuro realizes how much of a plot device he is.
Rosamia: I'M SO NIIIIICE...
Captain Etc.: ogod
Amuro wonders if this is how Kamille sleeps every night.
Wondering where Char is hiding.
*teehee*
Amuro: *IGNORE*
Katz spaces out.
GET IT? SPACE?
I know I'm not funny anymore.
Aw jeez here comes Miss Plot Device.
neeeeyyyoorrrrnnn
...
HNNNGH.
OH MY-
*DOES NOT COVER EYES*
GET DRESSED AND ASSEMBLE!
Fuck that.
Hi, I'm Miss Plot Device, Beltorchika Getthefuckouttahere.
Kamille shows up, checks out the plane, then proceeds to judge the competition.
armfmsfhshs plot fhnmnsfn fuck I'm tired
MALE SHOWER SCENE
CUE THE SAX AND GIVE THAT MAN SOME HERBAL ESSENCE
scrub scrub
ah~
Kamille's like.
*JUDGING*
AMURO FLARES HIS HAIR OUT BETTER
wait Kamille-chan how do you even know that
...CRUNCH CRUNCH BOY THIS SURE IS A DELICIOUS APPLE
Kamille's. Face.
Beltorchika proceeds to SNIFF AMURO since THAT ISN'T CREEPY AT ALL.
YOU SMELL NICE bellows the voice of Satan.
R-really, panics Amuro.
"You're famous, you know."
jfc Beltorchika
You're like the embodiment of most fans.
And what's Amuro's first concern?
Why do they have that brand of shampoo aboard the ship.
Really.
Summed that one up perfectly, Hayato.
Amuro's worried that the food from this creeper is probably poisoned or something.
Even though Kamille is under a pile of apple cores by this point.
*O FORTUNA*
...
Amuro stops as Beltorchika rattles on about her creeper fantasies.
Because there can only be ONE creeper aboard THIS anime, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
*STARE*
*WHISTLE*
WHAT
what, what's-
jfc char really
Beltorchika just has to ask WHO'S THE MAN IN THE SUNGLASSES to which Hayato cheerfully says it's Lt. Quattro, Kamille eats the rest of the apples, and Amuro silently wishes his Newtype powers granted him the ability to bash his face into a wall from afar.
Actually he wonders why Beltorchika is 'afraid' which is even more hilarious.
Because only one creeper is allowed at a time, Amuro. Only one.
Quattro and Katz pretend like they aren't JEALOUS AS FUCK over what's going on in the lounge and talk about the next destination.
San Francisco.
Which no longer exists.
Garma.
NO LET'S NOT GO THERE
Beltoreeper: HE TOTALLY GLARED AT ME
Kamille: well can you blame him
Suddenly Amuro gets INCREDIBLY FUCKING DEFENSIVE HOLY SHIT.
"NO, YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT HIM! DEEP INSIDE, HE'S A GENTLE PERSON! UGH!"
Beltoreeper: what the
Kamille: gay
So everyone on the ship ragequits EXCEPT Kamille.
This time.
And Hayato but who gives a fuck about him.
A battle starts and everyone starts breaking the rules because that's how Zeta rolls.
Newtype SHENANIGANS.
Katz fails harder than ANYBODY ELSE in the series thusfar.
Kamille tells Katz that he SUCKS.
Got told.
Beautiful.
Speaking of beautiful, Rosamia ejects into airspace and is like I AM ANGELIC and Kamille is like what the hell is this sparkling crap and with a large screen shattering KABOOM Quattro's like
don't worry about it.
"Okay."
WELL THAT WAS EASY ENOUGH, KAMILLE.
The second everyone ret-
34
but dad i
35
YOU JUST GOT PARENTED.
KATZ MAN YOU SUCK
SUCK SUCK SUCK
LOOK AT ALL THIS SUCKING GOING ON OVER HERE
SURE IS SUCK
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Well, glad that's over. 98 screencaps and what do I have to show for it?
This sucks.
EPISODE 15: KATZ'S SORTIE
After last episode's completely heterosexual bromantic reunion...
We see that Rosamia is a SUPER NICE AND POLITE PERSON. Perfect for a Canadian. I'M STILL ON TO YOU, ROSAMMY.
WHAT A WEIRDO.
So Captain Whyareyounotfodderyet is like okay I'mma ignore this creep but
NO YOU MUST ACCEPT MY CANADIAN KINDNESS
AND LET ME STOP THE VILLAINS
"THE VILLAINS?!"
WHAT ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF ANIME?
O I'M SORRY EH LET ME APALOWGIZE ;_;
;_;!!
okay seriously lady you're freaking me out
So Rosamia's like NO MAN THE COLONIES THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA DROP
and Captain Whyareyoustillalive is like okay uh no
NO SRSLY ;_;
lady
lady seriously
seriously
lady
................seriously
.....;;;;;
mwwhemahehe our home and native laaaaaaaaaandhehehe
ELSEWHERE!
AN ACCURATE DRAWING OF CALIFORNIA!
Hayato reveals that all of these shenanigans with Amuro was totally planned.
You're so great, Amuro.
Man I hope Hayato doesn't find out about all that assgrab I did.
Hayato then reveals that the other half of the plan is to make Amuro the main character again and Amuro is like hell to the no.
Ring ring.
Chattro: Hey are you talking to my boyfr I mean uh I gotta talk to you elsewhere Mister Yogapants get out here p.s. I'm not Char.
Amuro: WAS THAT CHAR
Hayato: NO THAT WAS LIEUTENANT QUATTRO
Amuro: are you fucking ser-
Hayato: YOU WORRY TOO MUCH 8D
Amuro: you're serious
But back to our pretty heroine, Captain Moe.
THIS GUNDAM IS FUCKING SWEET
*TINY RUNT DOG GROWLING*
Katz: .......................................I don't even
Kamille: IT'S OKAY 8)
...what the fuck kid you just
Kamille it's too early in the show to have lost your mind stop it.
When suddenly HEY KAMILLE-
*creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*
Kamille: seriously Quattro
*-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Kamille: seriously
......................;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
SO YEAH MY DAD IS PRETTY AWESOME BUT HE'S NOT REALLY MY DAD BUT HE'S PRETTY AW-
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
wh
Hayato: Pffft you know Lt. Quattro everyone says you're Char.
Chattro: You don't say?
Hayato: Well just Amuro and Kai but what do they know man.
*WISTFUL GAZE*
Hayato: I mean you guys have nothing in common I mean jeez how many blonde haired red-wearing guys are out there that don't show their eyes I mean pssh that's practically everybody but me not that I'm Char or anything but
Chattro: Yeah okay HEY AMURO
Chattro: GUESS WHAT I'M NOT CHAR
Hmmm....................
NAH.
Amuro: ...I'm not going to say it.
Chattro: But I am happy to see you!
Amuro: rhrggnff
Innuendo innuendo in
nu
en
do
Amuro: IsweartofuckingGODChar
Shoujo wibbles~
HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU KILLED LALAH
Amuro: SERIOUSLY CHAR
Kamille's just like man I wonder if Quattro wants the beef and Amuro wants the chicken man I hope I don't screw this up sigh!
TIME TO BE A WAIFU
:D
Lunch: hey amuro remember that time you killed lalah
Kamille: So you're like super cool and-
Amuro: *WHERE CAN I HIDE THE LUNCH BOX'S BODY*
sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi
oh my god he's undressing
keep going
"What has Katz been saying about me?"
"Wha...?"
ACTUAL DIALOGUE.
KAMILLE YOU'LL GET BETTER AT THIS PIMPING THING JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME.
Amuro's like hello Kamille are you still th-
WELL ... NYEH
...........................................
..................................................
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
And Amuro realizes how much of a plot device he is.
Rosamia: I'M SO NIIIIICE...
Captain Etc.: ogod
Amuro wonders if this is how Kamille sleeps every night.
Wondering where Char is hiding.
*teehee*
Amuro: *IGNORE*
Katz spaces out.
GET IT? SPACE?
I know I'm not funny anymore.
Aw jeez here comes Miss Plot Device.
neeeeyyyoorrrrnnn
...
HNNNGH.
OH MY-
*DOES NOT COVER EYES*
GET DRESSED AND ASSEMBLE!
Fuck that.
Hi, I'm Miss Plot Device, Beltorchika Getthefuckouttahere.
Kamille shows up, checks out the plane, then proceeds to judge the competition.
armfmsfhshs plot fhnmnsfn fuck I'm tired
MALE SHOWER SCENE
CUE THE SAX AND GIVE THAT MAN SOME HERBAL ESSENCE
scrub scrub
ah~
Kamille's like.
*JUDGING*
AMURO FLARES HIS HAIR OUT BETTER
wait Kamille-chan how do you even know that
...CRUNCH CRUNCH BOY THIS SURE IS A DELICIOUS APPLE
Kamille's. Face.
Beltorchika proceeds to SNIFF AMURO since THAT ISN'T CREEPY AT ALL.
YOU SMELL NICE bellows the voice of Satan.
R-really, panics Amuro.
"You're famous, you know."
jfc Beltorchika
You're like the embodiment of most fans.
And what's Amuro's first concern?
Why do they have that brand of shampoo aboard the ship.
Really.
Summed that one up perfectly, Hayato.
Amuro's worried that the food from this creeper is probably poisoned or something.
Even though Kamille is under a pile of apple cores by this point.
*O FORTUNA*
...
Amuro stops as Beltorchika rattles on about her creeper fantasies.
Because there can only be ONE creeper aboard THIS anime, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
*STARE*
*WHISTLE*
WHAT
what, what's-
jfc char really
Beltorchika just has to ask WHO'S THE MAN IN THE SUNGLASSES to which Hayato cheerfully says it's Lt. Quattro, Kamille eats the rest of the apples, and Amuro silently wishes his Newtype powers granted him the ability to bash his face into a wall from afar.
Actually he wonders why Beltorchika is 'afraid' which is even more hilarious.
Because only one creeper is allowed at a time, Amuro. Only one.
Quattro and Katz pretend like they aren't JEALOUS AS FUCK over what's going on in the lounge and talk about the next destination.
San Francisco.
Which no longer exists.
Garma.
NO LET'S NOT GO THERE
Beltoreeper: HE TOTALLY GLARED AT ME
Kamille: well can you blame him
Suddenly Amuro gets INCREDIBLY FUCKING DEFENSIVE HOLY SHIT.
"NO, YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT HIM! DEEP INSIDE, HE'S A GENTLE PERSON! UGH!"
Beltoreeper: what the
Kamille: gay
So everyone on the ship ragequits EXCEPT Kamille.
This time.
And Hayato but who gives a fuck about him.
A battle starts and everyone starts breaking the rules because that's how Zeta rolls.
Newtype SHENANIGANS.
Katz fails harder than ANYBODY ELSE in the series thusfar.
Kamille tells Katz that he SUCKS.
Got told.
Beautiful.
Speaking of beautiful, Rosamia ejects into airspace and is like I AM ANGELIC and Kamille is like what the hell is this sparkling crap and with a large screen shattering KABOOM Quattro's like
don't worry about it.
"Okay."
WELL THAT WAS EASY ENOUGH, KAMILLE.
The second everyone ret-
34
but dad i
35
YOU JUST GOT PARENTED.
KATZ MAN YOU SUCK
SUCK SUCK SUCK
LOOK AT ALL THIS SUCKING GOING ON OVER HERE
SURE IS SUCK
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Well, glad that's over. 98 screencaps and what do I have to show for it?
This sucks.