ZETA: EPISODE 14
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Oh howdy LJ, barren wasteland that you are in the wake of tumblr! So after a nearly THREE YEAR hiatus, I realized I need to finish these SPACE SHENANIGANS.
LET'S GO!
EPISODE 14: AMURO FLIES AGAIN
This episode we learn that Zeon still exists and is doing evil things, but the Earth Federation doesn't really give a fuck. COULD THIS BE IMPORTANT? I WONDER!
LOOK AT THIS PEACEFUL SCENERY COMPLETE WITH SWEET LENS FLARE INSTEAD.
...what the fuck is this even.
AHRURHUHR & MAHRURHUEHRDUHUR BEST PIZZA IN THE LENS FLARE REGION.
This man is watching Amuro continue to be a homewrecker, whilst reading about... toilet paper. Or something.
Oh well that makes sense then. I guess.
As does this GIANT URINAL.
Read more about it in LEE Monthly!
Oh god this is toilet humor isn't it. LITERALLY. Damn it. Let's just move on.
AMURO THAT'S RUDE
Although, he's technically not touching it. Just ramming it with a stick.
Amuro knocks out some pilots with a pistol but didn't even say hello. :( No Hit Counter today.
So the WAR SHENANIGANS return as Amuro escapes with one of the war orphans, Katz. Among the opposing crew is Rosamia, the first VA in this Canadian dub that actually has a Canadian accent. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, ROSAMIA. I'M ON TO YOU.
Aboot to kick yur ass, eh?
Sneaky Gundam, such craft and wit!
Yup that worked.
Quattro saved the day from Kamille's fail.
To which Kamille returns to base and wonders WHO'S GOING TO PUNCH ME THIS TIME?
YOU, HAYATO?
Hayato gets that punching Kamille isn't going to make Kamille listen.
But fuck if he doesn't deserve it anyway.
Quattro's like idk shorty if you aim high enough maybe you'll get lucky and hit him in the boytit.
Yeah that would be wait what
HM I WONDER COULD KAMILLE BE A NEWTYPE haha no that would be silly.
hey Rosamia it's like a billion miles above sea level how are you even breathing
Rosamia: Enhanced lungs, motherfucker.
oh okay
Wow Rosamia is pretty boss what with all the experimentations and stuff oh man could she be like A CYBER NEWTYPE OR SOMETHING???
...
...
................
NAH.
Meanwhile,
Kamille realizes his creeper isn't around.
NOW'S THE CHANCE TO ESCAPE
OH FUCK
FUCKING WHY QUATTRO WERE YOU HIDING LYING IN WAIT BEHIND A PLANT OR SOMETHING
YOU DON'T EVER CHANGE DO YOU
NOPE NOW HURRY KAMILLE TO THE CREEPMOBILE
UGH FINE
nooooooooooooooo i was too slow
bzneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr hay gaiz i'm a ufo
"Space aliens should go back where they came from!"
...
Brilliant.
"I'm taking that mobile suit out!"
"AMURO, WAIT!"
YOU REALLY ARE A MECHAPHILE I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS A REAL THING WELL KEEP YOUR FUN GOOD AND CLEAN NOW OKAY BYE
oh man we're going to get rammed by that pla
JESUS FUCK
WAS THIS A HIT OR A CLOSE CALL I ACTUALLY CAN'T QUITE TELL
either way
YOU DON'T MESS WITH KAMILLE'S BOYFRAN
Kamille expresses that he doesn't know what the fuck is going on anymore, and Char and Amuro's One Year War boners come back as they start communicating to each other via Unresolved Sexual Tension Powers.
ALL RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
I'M ABOUT TO PROVE TO YOU THAT HAYATO KOBAYASHI IS A TOTAL BAD-
wait what
pssssssst hey hey you hey
HEY SUP
JEEZ, WHA-
WHA DA FUK
AEUG I DON'T EVEN
BUDGET IS GO
AMURO YOU'RE GOING TO BE RIBBONS BY THE END OF TH-
...
haha I just made a 00 joke
right back to Unfortunate Cannon Fodder NO SERIOUSLY AEUG WHAT
seriously aeug this is bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wait why are you sparkling this is getting kinda gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M A UFO LATER LOSERS
OKAY SO I DIDN'T PLAN THIS THROUGH NEWTYPE POWERS YOU KINDA SUCK
jeez even I'm not that dumb good thing I'm not a Newtype
INVISIBLE _____________.
YOLO MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- whose hair got into this cell seriously you're fired
pink slip on your deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesk
Good thing Amuro has this overcompensating parachute to save him.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a segment I'd like to dedicate to Amuro's Thighs.
So shapely. So smooth. So tempting. So BEGGING OF GREEDY HANDS TO SLIDE UP THEM, SQUEEZING FIRMLY ONTO THE JUICEY, TONED MEAT.
Mk II: I have nice thighs, too, fleshbag.
...
Yup.
Mk II: Come at me, bro.
Please, be gentle.
No seriously Gundam you're not like the other Gundam plz.
Katz is like maaaaan and all I got is this escape glider.
Hyaku Creepy: Hey.
Damn it, Quattro.
God damn it.
But Quattro's actually creeping elsewhere this time.
THIS time.
what is this angel
bathed in a shade of light red
what is this newtype chorus of cherubs singing to my ears alone
What is this emotion, this feeling, this sense of Unresolved Sexual Tension that I feel?
AM I GAY? wait AM I GAY FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN GARM- no I can't finish that thought FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BONER GO BACK DOWN
CHAR QUATTRO STOP LOOKING
STOP IT YOU'RE GETTING THE SHOUJO EYES
As everyone pretends to not know where that girly sobbing is coming from.
CHAR QUATTRO I SWEAR TO GOD
REALLY
...
...
Gotcha, Char.
Chattro: YOU SON OF A BITCH I-
Kamille: Okay if you two homos can stop homoing I'd like to save the day if you don't mind.
Amuro: OH HEY I WAS J-
Chattro: amurooooo
*SHOUJO MODE ACTIVATE*
That's his YOU SON OF A BITCH sta-
...zoom.
CHATTROZOOM.
Like shit I can't quite put my finger on it, CHAR.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOBODY KNOWS THAT YET
AMURO: YEAH OKAY CHAR
NOTCHAR: SHUT UP AMURO
Amuro: CHAR, EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO I-
Kamille: jfc just make out already
*SAPPY MUSIC*
Not to be substituted with Gackt music.
[INSERT MY POKERFACE HERE]
Katz: Gay.
WILL CHAR AND AMURO GET ALONG?
CAN THEY MAKE UP?
WILL THEY GET MARRIED?
WHO'S THE FATHER OF THE BABY?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON COMPREHENSIVE SHENANIGANS REVIEW!
Oh howdy LJ, barren wasteland that you are in the wake of tumblr! So after a nearly THREE YEAR hiatus, I realized I need to finish these SPACE SHENANIGANS.
LET'S GO!
EPISODE 14: AMURO FLIES AGAIN
This episode we learn that Zeon still exists and is doing evil things, but the Earth Federation doesn't really give a fuck. COULD THIS BE IMPORTANT? I WONDER!
LOOK AT THIS PEACEFUL SCENERY COMPLETE WITH SWEET LENS FLARE INSTEAD.
...what the fuck is this even.
AHRURHUHR & MAHRURHUEHRDUHUR BEST PIZZA IN THE LENS FLARE REGION.
This man is watching Amuro continue to be a homewrecker, whilst reading about... toilet paper. Or something.
Oh well that makes sense then. I guess.
As does this GIANT URINAL.
Read more about it in LEE Monthly!
Oh god this is toilet humor isn't it. LITERALLY. Damn it. Let's just move on.
AMURO THAT'S RUDE
Although, he's technically not touching it. Just ramming it with a stick.
Amuro knocks out some pilots with a pistol but didn't even say hello. :( No Hit Counter today.
So the WAR SHENANIGANS return as Amuro escapes with one of the war orphans, Katz. Among the opposing crew is Rosamia, the first VA in this Canadian dub that actually has a Canadian accent. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, ROSAMIA. I'M ON TO YOU.
Aboot to kick yur ass, eh?
Sneaky Gundam, such craft and wit!
Yup that worked.
Quattro saved the day from Kamille's fail.
To which Kamille returns to base and wonders WHO'S GOING TO PUNCH ME THIS TIME?
YOU, HAYATO?
Hayato gets that punching Kamille isn't going to make Kamille listen.
But fuck if he doesn't deserve it anyway.
Quattro's like idk shorty if you aim high enough maybe you'll get lucky and hit him in the boytit.
Yeah that would be wait what
HM I WONDER COULD KAMILLE BE A NEWTYPE haha no that would be silly.
hey Rosamia it's like a billion miles above sea level how are you even breathing
Rosamia: Enhanced lungs, motherfucker.
oh okay
Wow Rosamia is pretty boss what with all the experimentations and stuff oh man could she be like A CYBER NEWTYPE OR SOMETHING???
...
...
................
NAH.
Meanwhile,
Kamille realizes his creeper isn't around.
NOW'S THE CHANCE TO ESCAPE
OH FUCK
FUCKING WHY QUATTRO WERE YOU HIDING LYING IN WAIT BEHIND A PLANT OR SOMETHING
YOU DON'T EVER CHANGE DO YOU
NOPE NOW HURRY KAMILLE TO THE CREEPMOBILE
UGH FINE
nooooooooooooooo i was too slow
bzneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr hay gaiz i'm a ufo
"Space aliens should go back where they came from!"
...
Brilliant.
"I'm taking that mobile suit out!"
"AMURO, WAIT!"
YOU REALLY ARE A MECHAPHILE I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS A REAL THING WELL KEEP YOUR FUN GOOD AND CLEAN NOW OKAY BYE
oh man we're going to get rammed by that pla
JESUS FUCK
WAS THIS A HIT OR A CLOSE CALL I ACTUALLY CAN'T QUITE TELL
either way
YOU DON'T MESS WITH KAMILLE'S BOYFRAN
Kamille expresses that he doesn't know what the fuck is going on anymore, and Char and Amuro's One Year War boners come back as they start communicating to each other via Unresolved Sexual Tension Powers.
ALL RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
I'M ABOUT TO PROVE TO YOU THAT HAYATO KOBAYASHI IS A TOTAL BAD-
wait what
pssssssst hey hey you hey
HEY SUP
JEEZ, WHA-
WHA DA FUK
AEUG I DON'T EVEN
BUDGET IS GO
AMURO YOU'RE GOING TO BE RIBBONS BY THE END OF TH-
...
haha I just made a 00 joke
right back to Unfortunate Cannon Fodder NO SERIOUSLY AEUG WHAT
seriously aeug this is bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wait why are you sparkling this is getting kinda gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M A UFO LATER LOSERS
OKAY SO I DIDN'T PLAN THIS THROUGH NEWTYPE POWERS YOU KINDA SUCK
jeez even I'm not that dumb good thing I'm not a Newtype
INVISIBLE _____________.
YOLO MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- whose hair got into this cell seriously you're fired
pink slip on your deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesk
Good thing Amuro has this overcompensating parachute to save him.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a segment I'd like to dedicate to Amuro's Thighs.
So shapely. So smooth. So tempting. So BEGGING OF GREEDY HANDS TO SLIDE UP THEM, SQUEEZING FIRMLY ONTO THE JUICEY, TONED MEAT.
Mk II: I have nice thighs, too, fleshbag.
...
Yup.
Mk II: Come at me, bro.
Please, be gentle.
No seriously Gundam you're not like the other Gundam plz.
Katz is like maaaaan and all I got is this escape glider.
Hyaku Creepy: Hey.
Damn it, Quattro.
God damn it.
But Quattro's actually creeping elsewhere this time.
THIS time.
what is this angel
bathed in a shade of light red
what is this newtype chorus of cherubs singing to my ears alone
What is this emotion, this feeling, this sense of Unresolved Sexual Tension that I feel?
AM I GAY? wait AM I GAY FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN GARM- no I can't finish that thought FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BONER GO BACK DOWN
CHAR QUATTRO STOP LOOKING
STOP IT YOU'RE GETTING THE SHOUJO EYES
As everyone pretends to not know where that girly sobbing is coming from.
CHAR QUATTRO I SWEAR TO GOD
REALLY
...
...
Gotcha, Char.
Chattro: YOU SON OF A BITCH I-
Kamille: Okay if you two homos can stop homoing I'd like to save the day if you don't mind.
Amuro: OH HEY I WAS J-
Chattro: amurooooo
*SHOUJO MODE ACTIVATE*
That's his YOU SON OF A BITCH sta-
...zoom.
CHATTROZOOM.
Like shit I can't quite put my finger on it, CHAR.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOBODY KNOWS THAT YET
AMURO: YEAH OKAY CHAR
NOTCHAR: SHUT UP AMURO
Amuro: CHAR, EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO I-
Kamille: jfc just make out already
*SAPPY MUSIC*
Not to be substituted with Gackt music.
[INSERT MY POKERFACE HERE]
Katz: Gay.
WILL CHAR AND AMURO GET ALONG?
CAN THEY MAKE UP?
WILL THEY GET MARRIED?
WHO'S THE FATHER OF THE BABY?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON COMPREHENSIVE SHENANIGANS REVIEW!