HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have really bad short-term memory, tho it's good enough for me to remember that i have really bad short-term memory.

It's been two weeks nearly, of one kid or the other with diarhuha, di-r-e-ah, however the fuck u spell it. So I'm getting tired of cleaning up shit. No really, it was fun for a while but now i've had enough. So if my darling offsprings could BLOCK UP that would be lovely. Thankyou. Yes i love you too.

We said farewell to our friend and reliable babysitter Wendy the other night. She's in Indonesia now for ages. It was good for the boys to say goodbye to her, and we got a few photos of them together. She left me and B a memento - a photo of her with Xanana Gusmao from when she was in Timor last year ( Read more... )

Yesterday J told me that Bob the Builder's cat had a fart. How he knew this i don't know. He's really into making up stories at the moment. Every time i ask him where something is, he tells me it has gone for a walk and will come back soon.

The van has shat itself, and has just enough dignity to make it to the mechanic tomorrow ( Read more... )

The 'little craplets' (as wifey fondly refers to our spawn) are currently giggling alot. They're in bed and 5 minutes ago J was screaming and M was yelling "GO TO SLEEP". B has done wonders with them tonight. I'm ready to make them into pancakes. It's been.......challenging. *cough* no make that *angry cough*. No, don't think i can do those ( Read more... )

B is out 'studying' with someone from uni. nudge nudge wink wink. Me at home spending all this time on the computer. It's amazing, things were shit for most of today. M was going ape shit, we lost B's wallet, i was screaming and carrying on ( Read more... )

The kids took their dad's departure relatively well. J screamed for a few minutes as he got on the plane, M waved. We then bribed them with lollipops ( Read more... )

Well, things are looking good on the ttc front. B got her period last night, and looks like the boys dad will be able to stay for another ten days atleast. I so hope this works out ( Read more... )