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The world needs a hero.

Around every corner bad stuff is out there lurking.
Because that's what bad stuff does. It lurks.
Not runs. Not walks, nor strolls. But lurks.

And so the question arises: Who will defend goodness?
Who will conquer hard-to-open peanut packages?
Stand up against washing machines that asteal socks, and
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"You are very funny, perhaps one day you will write for television comedy, in the meantime remember you are supposed to look outside the box. I'm sending your poetry book today. . . Great swim in the breast at the prelims, how did you make out overall, and the team? Write again!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once I simply lived in a box
      Sat around all day ( Read more... )

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