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"if its not keeping you up nights then what's the point?"

^ true dat.

i think i found a keeeeeeper.

:)

so last nite i couldn't sleep as usual and i got online and talked to geoff. and i was like come cuddle with me :( and he was like if you want me to i will. so i snuck him over and he left at 6:30.

hahaha. i sneak boys over at 4am on school nites. cuz i'm sweet like that.

theend.

kawk666: hey you come back you lil pooer

Auto response from kawk666: you can throw me like a lineman i like it better when it hurts..LALA..LA LA LA!

kawk666: pooper
kawk666: ?!?!?!
kawk666: oh babay ill throw you
kawk666: ill throw you a bone
kawk666: me and matt stanton
kawk666: were gonna tag team yer ass
kawk666: with the poop and the pee!!!!

so this weekend was ssshitty. i was in pittsburgh all weekend cuz my cousin erika got married. friday night we stayed at the holiday inn which was complete hell for me considering i had to stay in a room with my mother and her boyfriend and they go to bed early!! so i went down to the bar, there were some freak ass people in that hotel d00d. and ( Read more... )

oh man this blows my mom is making me go to this wedding tomorrow, and i won't be back till sunday cuz it's in pittsburgh. i don't want to go, i'd rather stay here. oh my god i may miss something exciting. hahaha. cleary my friends are more important to me then my family. but yeah. poop. i'm bummed about that ( Read more... )

you make me wanna LALA! in the kitchen on the floor ill be a french maid when i meet you at the door i'm like an alley cat drink the milk up i want more you make me wanna sccreeeeammmmm!!!!!

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oh my gawwwwwwwd i am sooooooo confuuuuuuuuused right nowwwww bc i like himmmm and i dont kno what to doooo? and Oh my gawddddddddddddd just. he is sooooooooooooooo cuutttttteeeee and his hair smells goooooooooooood oh my gaawwwwwwwwd? and he made me giggleee

SOMEONE GIVE ME ADVICE OR YOU'RE ALL DONE FOR IT!