you bastards

[rockinrehab]

You rat-eating, baby-fucking bastards. You think you can fuck me when my back is turned? Of course you don't have the decency to fuck me while I'm facing you. You know you couldn't fuck me, I'd fuck you instead. You fucking monsters. You Sjodin-raping, dolphin-maiming pigfuckers. You are worse than the spoiled sour cream topping a firey

Comments

[conformity]

i hope you wrote all of this while staring at yourself in the mirror, naked

[luckyhoss]

I hope you're talking about our landlords and caretaker!

[plumpychunks]

Does this mean I get to keep that spatula you left at my place?!

not necessarily

[rockinrehab]

which spatula? whatchoo talkin?

Re: not necessarily

[plumpychunks]

Oh you don't remember?

Well then, I was just kidding, nevermind!

[point40bac]

I like to chew thoroughly so I don't choke when I vomit.

my breasts

[lesion]

why does everyone keep talking about my breasts?