Goliath Casket Company

May 12, 2005 21:07

He estimates there are 200 to 300 oversized caskets sold every day in the US.

"Fifteen years ago it was two or three per day," he said.

The Man with the Seven-Foot-Wide Casket

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point40bac May 13 2005, 02:41:53 UTC
Why did it mention stones and euros? Is it for Europeans amusement? I don't think there is as big of a market for it there.

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"morbidly obese" comes to fruition lesion May 13 2005, 03:05:44 UTC
god bless you, alex b-bop.

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i knew you'd see the pun-sibilities rockinrehab May 13 2005, 16:03:41 UTC
Can you believe this guy?

http://www.startribune.com/stories/587/5401271.html

He uses more literary references IN THIS STORY than I've ever heard from any American politician.

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Re: i knew you'd see the pun-sibilities lesion May 13 2005, 16:29:44 UTC
yeah, that's impressive, especially his use of "lickspittle" and weirdly literal reading of kafka. but you have to admit he's also sort of a crooked cheeseball. like, he's going to hop a plane to D.C. just to get in a fistfight with senators? i'm so sure!

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luckyhoss May 13 2005, 12:41:47 UTC
Wow, that's very, very sad. I cannot believe a family would not think to have someone who weighed 900 pounds fucking cremated. Perhaps they don't yet make oversized urns?

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conformity May 15 2005, 15:35:17 UTC
give me your mother's address/phone

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rockinrehab May 16 2005, 17:35:37 UTC
Katherine Jaeger
12020 45th Ave N
Plymouth, MN 55442
612-616-7472cell
763-577-1731home

this is a character ref, not professional, right?

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conformity May 16 2005, 19:43:21 UTC
wuh...yes.

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conformity May 16 2005, 19:43:33 UTC
and you might want to screen this comment.

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rockinrehab May 18 2005, 02:03:52 UTC
As far as I can tell it says "Ariel Sharon a beast of the Apocolypse," but it seems to be in Portuguese or at least one of the many other languages that I am unable to read.

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