"'Lo, this is Julie Burns. I cannae take your call right now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Ten gold stars if you sing me a little ditty as well."

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Really is finding the world's hottest Scot asleep with his wee bairn lying on his bare chest.

[Simultaneous to THIS]So, they were in London, and all Kenzie could feel was awkward. Somewhere along the line, Jules had lined up for them to stay at Braden's wee brother's love nest. Only 'nest' was a way off description. It was huge and it was trendy and everything felt expensive. She stood awkwardly in the middle of the living room while Jules ( Read more... )

Kenzie had never had such mindblowing sex in her life that she actually risked losing her mind. This time, however, she seemed to be potentially bordering on just that. She not only lost track of time, but she lost track of the fact her room mate and buddy would have likely come home from her work function at some point during the previous night. ( Read more... )

Nay sure I should be grateful to my Ma' for getting me wrinkle-free night cream as a birthday present.

Two days later and she was still wondering how she managed to ring in the big three-oh knocking boots with her long-time crush at midnight, and still sober enough to remember it.