I'm moving to Ellensburg for a month or so. Rodeo!

AND I'm getting married in September. Haha!

A motherfucking BAT was flying in my room!! I ran screaming down the hallway and luckily the man-penises in the house came to the rescue ( Read more... )

Why do men think its okay to be creepy and touchy whenever they damn well please. Yes I am at a bar. But I'm at the gay bar...I don't want you man penis. Creep-o.

dead meat.

So thanks to my lovely hospital stay on Monday nite, I'm pretty much failing this quarter. Thanks sickness! So glad I worked my ass of the rest of this quarter. I either need to get better or crawl into a hole and die. I can't decide which would be more helpful.

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You need light to catch a shadow.

It helped a lot, strangely enough. Probably because Chuck Norris said so.

( When they tough gets going, Chuck Norris gets going to stop. )

"Are you talking about zombies?"
"...Yes, I'm talking about zombies."

I love my class, here at Evergreen, we talk about zombies.

Are you jealous?

You should be.

( you are what you love... )

Dear Diary ( Read more... )