Dreago is a good friend and a bad influence. But everyone knows it's true - I can't stop talking about underwear.

I know a whole bunch of friends are going on trips in the very near future. And here's what I'm not going to tell you - to be careful or be safe. People always say that crap to me. Damn fun-squashers! So, to all of you, have a fabulous time filled with madcap escapades! I can't wait to hear stories and see pictures.

So today I got to spend a lovely afternoon with dreago and have a "professional" put some fancy new makeup on us. Mona was a little bitchy at first, but I think she warmed up to us. I wanted something different from what I normally wear so she did my eyes sort of silvery and minty green with a more natural colored lip and some blush - which is nice ( Read more... )

What is the point of having a job if it keeps you from doing the things you want to do? And I'm not even talking about all the laying around and staying up late I wish I could do. I'm talking about taking a vacation.

Now I have worked here since 1990 (though I wasn't officially hired until 1991). That's a mighty fucking long time. And yet I am so ( Read more... )

What is the half-life of a Kellygirl when placed in a mauve fabric covered cubicle with a variable rate of head explosion from boredom ( Read more... )

I didn't even remember filling out a form but I got a check yesterday as settlement in the 'CD Minimum Advertised Price Antitrust Litigation.' That $13.86 should buy me... a new cd ( Read more... )

Happy Fasnacht Day! I'm repeating my post from last year just in case anyone's forgotten what this day is all about ( Read more... )

So yesterday was the Home Show. No, I didn't have a confrontation with E. Partially because it was just so nice to see her and partially because I was a bit nauseous.

( If you don't care about Trading Spaces, you probably won't care about this. )

I could not resist a quiz telling me ( what book I am )

Dear Sub-Conscious,

You know I like having you around. You certainly make things interesting. But do you know what I'd like? I'd like to stop having fucking nightmares about bathrooms! Seriously, if you're trying to tell me something, just tell me. I can take it.

With love,
KellygirlEvery night this week I've woken up at 1:30 or 2:30am thinking ( Read more... )