Did somebody make November 3rd sexual harassment day and not tell me? Gross construction workers and bogans at traffic lights alllll need to suck my wang ( Read more... )

I kind of have a list in my head of things I miss. It ranges from the important [friendsss] to the trivial [affordable bananas + Sainsburys peppered steak slices]...but somewhere around the mid-section is this couch...

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So a few days ago I went and had coffee with an engineer and a chemist, and they ended up offering me a job at their consultancy firm. Arrrrrrgh! Holy shit, I was so busy trying to not choke on my hot chocolate and look like a complete imbicile that I don't really understand what my job will involve and am extrememly scared! I am also currently ( Read more... )

No more worrying about platforms, terminals, the currency coming out of my purse, the language coming out of my mouth, what kebab did I just order?, putting toilet paper on the toilet seat, central line delays, seedy takeaway store owners...whoa the adventure really has finished ( Read more... )

What is there to say about Spain? The image in my head (from various sources) was that of a ghetto full of sweaty drug dealers, and beaches where swimmers shared the ocean with dead animals and human waste. Thankfully, not true! Barcelona was a really cool city, and the beaches were actually quite decent. There were downsides, however, such as way ( Read more... )

So our Eurotrip is over and we are back in London remembering how rude people can be and waiting to go and have siestas in Spain...

A few more pic-churs!

Prague was such a lovely city, but it also brought us the hostel characters "crazy screaming alcoholic man" and "crazy naked spanish dude ( Read more... )

French Wheel of Fortune was one of the best things I have ever seen. The token blonde was more Pamela Anderson than Sophie Faulkner could ever be [she did provocative dancing when a puzzle was resolved] and there was a little Jack Russel that ran along in front of the host and the contestants. Best.

Paris killed my camera.

Man, how great life is once you are able to stop working and able to start travelling ( Read more... )

Woops, I think we may have caught an illegal minicab home, even after all the posters around London have been telling us to ask rape victims about the real cost of these actions. Um...£40 ( Read more... )