If you ever have to work behind a bar on a Saturday night for an 'Elvis night', dear lord, make sure you have an awesome bar manager who lets you get hideously drunk to help ease the pain. I think I smashed a few too many glasses, especially whilst 'ironic dancing' with said bar manager in the midst of clearing glasses. Also, make sure your ( Read more... )

Wow, ouch, so drinking £13.50 bottles of wine hurts not only my wallet but also my stomach. It also made Shannan miss Date With the Night [one of the few songs that we actually knew as it wasn't British] because she was wretching in the toilets. Hottest girl you ever met ( Read more... )

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According to Ian I didn't 'advertise' my other livejournal enough or whatever... SO...
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Today I get to quit my pub job so I can begin working in the same pub as Kate. She tells me that on Friday nights it is quite similar to the carnage! I finally get to escape my fakefakefake boss who really bothers me and really needs to show her true colours for once ( Read more... )

So, when Dawn has nothing to do, she gets to play practical jokes on Gareth and swoon over Tim. Who wouldn't? All I have to look at are the slightly crazed alcoholic men who sit out the front of Sainsburys and drink all day. I just want to find the person who invented the internet and thank them for saving my sanity! Being a temporary receptionist ( Read more... )

Okay, even though it's summer it is cold and raining. My skin and hair has gone really gross. My brother is living with crazy wannabe rockstars who sniff horse tranquilisers in their lounge room on a school night, then don't remember meeting me because they were too busy 'swimming on the floor' and 'talking to kermit the frog'. Awesome. So while he ( Read more... )

Fiery furnaces are good live! I think that very basic sentence sums up my opinion of last night's concert.

Anyone who cares about the Cam owes us. We often provide him with a bed to sleep in and basic nutrition. Without us he would be a lonely, malnourished, vulnerable piece of meat on the hard streets of London.

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