Drrrty text messages are fun, non?

Long time, no update ( Read more... )

I turned in my two-week notice this morning ( Read more... )

Because my dial-up service sucks hot monkey balls, I have not been able to get (and stay) online for any amount of time in about three weeks. Earlier this week, I discovered that if I jump online any time before 9 p.m., it will actually connect; the key is just to hope that I don't get bumped off any time after that, because if I do, I will start ( Read more... )

my shoulder hurteded bad so i drank some lortab and now is better. shhh. ohand the doctor gave me SHOTS in my shoulder to help it but it soooo didn't and now i just have little holes in my back. owie. i didn't cry though, nosirreebob.

gonna go shweepy now bye.

Maggie "wrote" the following essay (with her teacher's assistance) at school last week and presented it to me for Mother's Day:

My Special MotherMy mother weighs 2 pounds & she's 3 feet tall ( Read more... )

* Groper is back in 'Bama...for good. Or as "good" as he stays anywhere, I guess. He wasn't supposed to move back until the 20th, and then he called tonight and said, "Hey, I'm back already." Surprise ( Read more... )

Last Tuesday I woke up, took a shower/got ready/drank my breakfast and trudged off to work. We actually finished at a decent time, so I started making phone calls--first to Groper and Natya, then to Jackie, Todd and Danny--to see what the plans were for the night. Groper's interview was scheduled for 5 p.m., so I met him at the restaurant, " ( Read more... )

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.Now, see, while that may be true for most of the female population, I'm one of those schizo drinkers that starts picking up everything and just hauling it around so it won't get lost. At any given time during a night out on the town, you may find some or all of the ( Read more... )

* Will someone out there please fix my computer? Any time I try to open more than one window, it FREAKS THE HELL OUT and crashes. What the hell, man ( Read more... )