1. Sneak into kitchen while husband is otherwise occupied.

2. Make sure kitchen faucet is turned off.

3. Tear off a piece of scotch tape approximately 8 inches in length.

4. Tape down the handle of the spray nozzle next to the faucet and carefully point the "spraying side" toward the front of the sink ( Read more... )

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Okay, so the flu was...well, the flu, in that it was not fun and I was very heavy-limbed and sniffly and felt like I couldn't breathe. Unfortunately (or fortunately), by the time I found out I had the actual flu, I was at the tail-end of the worst of it and Tylenol'd, Tamiflu'd and slept my way through the rest. Mikey and Maggie had what I suspect ( Read more... )

I have the flu. That is all.

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Okay, who's going to get in line behind me to go out drinking with Danny Noriega? 'Cause that sweet funny boy deserves some serious Cuervo after getting booted in favor of Jacuzzi. I'm just sayin'.

And it's because I am pregnant (and, apparently, a slacker of the worst kind) that I find that I am ignoring my friends, hardly speaking to anyone outside of my little "bubble" for weeks on end because I am simply too TIRED to do anything outside of my normal routine. How sad is that? I find myself starting nearly every email (or the rare actual ( Read more... )

I should have known I couldn't get away with something like that!

Let's see, what can I tell you? Things are pretty good here. We thought there for a while that we might be moving to NC, but that seems to be s-l-o-w-l-y falling through, so Texas it is. It's not like things are bad here, but it would be nicer to be a little closer to everyone again ( Read more... )

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Honestly, I just remembered I even have this journal. Sad, I know. Things have been uber-crazy the past 6 months, since somebody (namely, me) decided we just HAD to get married in July before school starts back and football season cranks up, so it's been All Systems Go since my last post ( Read more... )