I post these every 6 months.

[rocksryan]

Some of you are new here, and some of these rules are new...

read at your own risk

Comments

[mrgrumpybear]

"Sparkly" is not a heraldic color or charge.

My young padawan, your training is incomplete. Look up Parker, s.n. Etincelé, "(fr.): semé of sparks." Oh, yes. There *can* be sparkly.

Handing the King's mug to the Queen when she asks for water and not ensuring that the clear liquid therein actually IS water is a Bad Idea.

Now, see, I've done that. Exactly that. In Court. At Pennsic. Anna was not amused. :-)

[rocksryan]

Yeah... the mug thing was from Tashabear... and it's the exact story you are talking about.. :)

[dervishspin]

Holy symbols do not ward off Royal Peers.

Oh? Good to know. I had not experimented with that yet.
Still trying out the new powers.
Does that mean no power in the 'verse can stop me???

[rocksryan]

depends on who's on the throne at any given time oh Countess of Bad Ideas.

[nazrynn]

Try as one might, "killing with one's brain" doesn't count as a form of legal combat, either. ;)

[fencerm2]

That's not a horse - that's a cow.

[rocksryan]

moo

[fosveny]

But how does it steer?

Re: Another true story

[rocksryan]

"While the king may use the fencers as a mobile Open Bar, the
Combatants should not. "

THAT's going into the Spring edition.. lawl

[fencerm2]

BTW - you said nothing about heralding Crown Tourney in pirate speak!

"Thar be two landlubber combatants in this list, yarr!"

[rocksryan]

".. or "Arr" pirate... Even if the herald's persona is Pirattical."
- Spring 2011 edition :)