What I wouldn't pay to feel sexually attractive

Yeah.
We had to put my dog to sleep today.

I really don't feel like talking about it for once in my life.

So tonight was my 5 MOTNH ANNIVERSARY WITH M BOYFRIENS AND I GOT DRUNK AT HE GAY FRAT AND IT WAS REALLY FU NAND WE WERE DANCING AND MAKING OUT IN FRON T OF THE GU YAND THE GIRL HE LOST HIS VIRIGNITY TO!! HAHAHAH!!! AND THEY"RE SO UGLY AND IT MAKES ME A LITLTE DEPRESSED THAT I'M IN A BOAT IWITH THEM CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE SHIIIIIIT!!! AND SO THEN he ( Read more... )

I had my second and probably last threesome two nights ago. God why does nothing excite me anymore ( Read more... )

I think that my entire life can be summed up by these words:

I tried.

I swear to God, if I hear one more resolution involving, "falling in love," I swear, heads will roll

In other news, I stumbled across a fabulous piece of wit.
"Every time a rapper dies, an angel gets its bling"

Goodnight, America

I psychoanalyzed my boyfriend... MEH HEH HEH. I've drawn conclusions based on behavioral patterns and personal history. He's so fucked cause now I got the bitch figured out.

Thanks Eric.

I now know to keep every journal post FRIENDS ONLY.

Sorry, Frankie, for fucking with your obsession. Maybe this time YOU are the one who shouldn't try anything stupid, hrm?

I really want an exuse to dress up. Like I wish it was Halloween all over again because I really want to be in a costume right now ( Read more... )