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May 19, 2012 18:54

"This is Chuck. Leave a message and I might listen to it."

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loverlyviolets January 18 2009, 21:02:57 UTC
[from here]

"You've got some little friends now, I see. Don't think that'll stop me from ringing the police. I'll just report you all. And my relations with women are perfectly fine, thank you very much. I'm planning on asking several of them to tea, in fact. at the same time! Hmmph."

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rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 21:33:38 UTC

Crazy Phone Day! samnotmax January 18 2009, 21:13:12 UTC
(From here.)

"I don't need thirty minutes, but I appreciate the warning. I don't have an ass for a face. If you are mistaking asses and faces, this implies long-term drug use. Please turn yourself in at the nearest correctional facility for sentencing and jail time."

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Re: Crazy Phone Day! rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 21:34:35 UTC

flashesforinfo January 18 2009, 22:38:06 UTC
"Okay, as far as I know I can actually get pregnant, and we obviously really need to go over some sex ed basics, sweetie."

[[and it's from here!]]

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rocksthescarf January 18 2009, 22:44:24 UTC

notasuiciderisk January 18 2009, 23:08:50 UTC
[From here!]

"Um. I don't recall ever saying anything about you being my mother. And I don't know why you'd have a trailer party. Are you maybe living in a trailer?"

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connernotconnor January 18 2009, 23:36:52 UTC
"Really? The fork? You keep promising you'll use it and then you never do . . . I've been wanting to see it in action forever! Get it on tape, will you?"

[From here!]

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