underground kitty railroad

Oct 19, 2004 17:17

the kitties have caused so much deception already. they told us they were 4 months old when in fact, according to the vet, they were 5. we had to lie to the APS to get them fixed for a cheaper price. if you tell the APS you rescued strays they cut of their balls and scrape out their uterus for cheaper. like these fucking bourgeoisie kitties could ( Read more... )

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megalulu October 19 2004, 22:00:21 UTC
I used to do that! it was sort of fun but the cats got confused.

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hey_snow_white October 19 2004, 23:36:13 UTC
but sleazy could quite easily degenerate into hitler if left unchecked.

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Kitty Invasion anonymous October 21 2004, 18:13:37 UTC
1) The fact that you shadow-grabbing my ass is the picture on your dumbho journal weirds me out. In a grood way.
2) The kitties have opened your door while you are at school. I have chased them out a couple times now before I remembered to barricade it with dirty laundry. Anyway, don't blame me if they've torn your stuff up, 'cause I hate them too.
3) The landlord didn't actually come did he? You liarpants, you only wish he did so you could "pay the rent."
-the biscuit of your heart

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