youre a cock youre a cock youre a cock.

[rod_swollen]

you will be most happy to know that i have had an excellent day of productivity. to go over the highlights would be a bit too overwhelming, so lets just narrow it down to bullets

Comments

[weswilson]

cock

[scax_e_one]

• got an erection. toyed with the notion of masturbating to pornography.

• stared at a computer screen for about 10 minutes thinking about other things, mostly about masturbating.

• masturbated.

Your screen name couldn't be more appropriate! LOL!

Carry on.

M_P

[rod_swollen]

even people with sexually connotative lj names which were derived completely in jest still have to masturbate sometimes.

[scax_e_one]

Absolutely. I wasn't passing judgement. Have fun. AquaLube can be fun.

M_P

[rod_swollen]

no worries. no judgement taken. :)

[bluebearpants]

want to know the next *big* question? here it is...

did you wash your hands between pork loins?

[rod_swollen]

nope. and i licked my fingers clean.

[of_amorality]

so cingular redirected me here and said not to plug/make fun of them unless you're paying for the priviledge.
i was going to vote for myself.

and.......now. i've saturated you with this enough for the day.

[rod_swollen]

if only i could vote myself. ryan fucking seacrest. thats about all i got to say about that. haa aaa aawww tie!

[of_amorality]

what a tool.

[kodakrome]

YOU LET THE DOGS OUT.. WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOFWOOF

[rod_swollen]

i dont have to sit here and take this from you.