youre a cock youre a cock youre a cock.

[rod_swollen]

you will be most happy to know that i have had an excellent day of productivity. to go over the highlights would be a bit too overwhelming, so lets just narrow it down to bullets

Comments

Jeffy, Big Tobacco Whore

[privatepraxis]

Dude! The perfect job for you:
Check it out, it's the first job of the rest of your life!Consider the body of evidence

Re: Jeffy, Big Tobacco Whore

[rod_swollen]

yes because it isnt good enough for me to not like who i am, lets see how much hate i can really have toward myself.

fuck, if they actually would hire me, id do it. just for the dirty, dirty money.

and a monkey.

Re: Jeffy, Big Tobacco Whore

[privatepraxis]

Well, now I'm really gonna push you to do it because A.)dirty, dirty money...mmmmm and 2.) obviously I harbor secret fantasies about playing with your monkey.

[nefri]

:(( awww. The poor bird. Dude. Ugh. That sucks.