fuck you im not lj cutting and to prove it im going to bed right now. so i wont hear your whining

[rod_swollen]

For sometime now, i have toyed with the idea of killing off the swollenrod/rodswollen enterprise altogether as it is an alter ego built on a lifetime of misleading fabrications, painful memories, and well, grade school penis jokes. I just no longer feel that it’s a good pseudonym for the sort of persona I am trying to create here on Lj.

Comments

[razzberee]

Eddie Izzard is the shizznit

[rod_swollen]

fo shizzee my neezy razzbereezee.

[kodakrome]

can you say insane?

I KNEW YOU COULD.

[rod_swollen]

you cant. and dont come bustin up in here with your whole east coast west coast rap wars either. i know you are all about tay jam band.

[horsepucky]

I don't think you are insane.... I think you are a damn tallented man and you should write me stories and e-mail them to me daily to make me laugh.

That could be your goal in life!

[rod_swollen]

:scratches crossdressing formula one race car driver off things to aspire to list:

[jamisue]

YOU LOVE MY COCK!

[rod_swollen]

so...

[jamisue]

so...? so i am the only mudda bitch up in this piece who did as she was instructed, yo.

[jillykillroy]

the first sounds to hit his infant senses was that of the timeless love song "all fucked up on ketamine" performed by a lesser known singer/ songwriter, penning the name of one Nigel Willis Rothemyer

I miss that song.

[rod_swollen]

that song should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame.