fuck you im not lj cutting and to prove it im going to bed right now. so i wont hear your whining

[rod_swollen]

For sometime now, i have toyed with the idea of killing off the swollenrod/rodswollen enterprise altogether as it is an alter ego built on a lifetime of misleading fabrications, painful memories, and well, grade school penis jokes. I just no longer feel that it’s a good pseudonym for the sort of persona I am trying to create here on Lj.

Comments

Noooooo ....

[devils_mouth]

... don't kill off the swollen one.

Re: Noooooo ....

[rod_swollen]

see, nobody appreciates me for me! its always about my penis.

:sniff sniff:

i just want somebody who isnt going to treat me like an object...

Re: Noooooo ....

[devils_mouth]

Hey, there are worse reasons to be loved than for your penis. ;)

[fritzling]

the mighty cock has spoken!

[rod_swollen]

yes, if only my ego was as big as my penis... wait, that would make me shy and introverted still.

[ex_poonarif]

you are teh awesome.

[rod_swollen]

you are teh poonariffic! together we form PRIVATE PARTS OF POWER: JUSTICE LEAGUE!

[ex_poonarif]

YES! We will rule the internets! Then the world! ;)

[ooowatah1]

Good stuff.

[rod_swollen]

i try...

[bluebearpants]

a bunch of cockypop fnordness!