in the last 35 or so hours, ive ( Read more... )

holy shit jami. what the fuck...

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ok so my friend jamisue from backwoods arkansas or where ever the fuck west virginia is, made this horrible post today and it went like this...

i just spent two hours of my precious time typing a post for lj when i suddenly lost my cable connection ( Read more... )

Alright, so all you Christian haters who responded to yesterdays post… for shame bitches! That was the secret faith test and you all failed miserably. To think, the whole fucking lot of you bastards so easily cast stones at whores, when you fail to even Pumus your own flaky ass sin skin. Ashy ass HO’s! But lets get somewhat serious for a moment. ( Read more... )

The pope was dope. Best of luck in the next world, you fine steward. You are gonna have way more people show up to your memorial than Kurt Kobain did. You are a monster God of rock ( Read more... )

so the other day one of my marginally attractive lj friends did this lil cutsie wootsie lj game where she made a list of sweet and endearing comments about people on her lgeigh, numbered them and had us guess which one's we were. AWWWWWWWWWWBAARRRRRRFFFFF. totally disgustingly gross. of course i was like no. 1 and then also no. 7 cause im like so ( Read more... )

my prison sentence is finally coming to an end and i can get back to a "normal" life in about 7 days. the introspection, the silence, the loneliness... most of which wasnt really worth it or necessary, but hopefully this brings some closure to some of my issues. i set out to do something very small and i think ive achieved it to the best of my ( Read more... )

i hate posting this early in the morning because all you Lgeigh superstars of rock with your impressive f-lists of 1.3 billion people tend to eat my posts up in 150 pages of other people's far less sexy posts and then my written orgasms are lost amid their fluff. [BRE!] seriously people, im on a schedule, and you should restructure your lives ( Read more... )

so i guess this will be my last post of my 20s. i dont know if its the fact that i drank an entire liquor room this weekend at fantasm, or if its the fact that i am depressed about growing older, or the fact that i trapsed around in 6 in. heeled patent leather thigh highs and a hot pink bikini for 8 hours which destroyed my feet... or maybe the ( Read more... )

• sometimes i reread the things ive written and wonder if i need medical attention. anyways, on with more random crap ( Read more... )

this is honestly the funniest shit i have seen on the internet in a while.

http://www.savetoby.com/

only had i thought of this first...