i was supposed to start writing again on a frequent basis again, but that has sort of been put on hold recently due to my blah (ish) mood. ocasionally, i have mood swings that luckily only occur every other second. i have been sort of stand offish with people and have wanted to spend alot of time by myself. i thought that had came to an end last ( Read more... )

so much like the eagerly awaited season premiere of "lost" i have also returned to the prime time... and holy hell in a Viet-cong hand basket full of grenades in denang, man is this season gonna be explosive!!! everyone hates a cliff hanger, and im sure you all are just dying to dive head first into the new season, to find out all those arduously ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. barb wire tattoos:
   because just one barb wire tat is never enough to back up a comment like "oh hell yeah thelma, check out these bad boys!"
2. crustaceans:
   crustaceans are the absolute failures of our limp dick planetary ecology. whatsamatter, too much carbon in your diet... fucking pussies. oh thanks for global warming ( Read more... )

so i was asked the other day by a friend to start writing a colum for some local magazine of which i cant even remember the name of now, but I suppose ill be doing movie reviews and the like. so here is my first installment of that and as luck would have it, I got to review the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. dont worry there arent any spoilers to ( Read more... )

i love and respect you, but you do have a tendency to be pushy with me. i know you wanted things to work a certain way but i was clearly not into it and you didnt acknowledge that. i hinted at it repeatedly a thousand times but you absolutely refused to take no for an answer. its not in my nature to take a direct approach with you because its in ( Read more... )

yay ( Read more... )

For sometime now, i have toyed with the idea of killing off the swollenrod/rodswollen enterprise altogether as it is an alter ego built on a lifetime of misleading fabrications, painful memories, and well, grade school penis jokes. I just no longer feel that it’s a good pseudonym for the sort of persona I am trying to create here on Lj. ( Read more... )

you will be most happy to know that i have had an excellent day of productivity. to go over the highlights would be a bit too overwhelming, so lets just narrow it down to bullets ( Read more... )

I’ve adopted an old man. Loyal, ferocious... cute as a button. This old man sleeps by my side, snoring away at the empty air. Empty in the sense that it’s soiled in a thick, bacteria filled, moldy and nauseating sort of film. It fills the half square of my alcove in the morning, but free is cheap and the lime is slowly working its magic under the ( Read more... )

tis good to be home and amongst friends. me, wes, and gabe have been playin video games and cracking silly jokes and its been the best.

looking forward to my week of vacation. then its back to the grinder. huntsville peeps unite. call me and we will do lunch or something.