Energy drinks...benevolent jump-starters, or savage killers? The answer is that they are savage killers, but if you think shaving a few decades off my life is going to stop me from downing energy drinks like jellybeans, you are sorely mistaken. You see, caffeine and I have a symbiotic, codependent relationship. I depend on caffeine to keep me awake
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I'm printing this out so I always have it with me. Its quite handy.
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I'll let you in on a little secret (or not-so-secret, depending): Tab is targeted to women. But dude. Watermelon Jolly Rancher. Dude. Sweet.
Red Bull and vodka sounds like death in a cup, so I think I'll pass. And I'm glad you're using this. At least it served some purpose after all.
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Hey, you never sent me your address
HEll, did you even GET my email that I sent you? Somtimes I really hate hotmail.
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whatever the stuff is that's rumored to lower my sperm count. don't worry about that. Kids are overrated, I hear.
I'm in LA until 7:50 AM Saturday, sucker. You look like you need to be entertained. I haven't gone to Melrose in like...fuck, since that time I went with you! What do ya say?
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Yes on Melrose :)
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