I made one last Saturday afternoon.
Andy at lunch, "Did your boobs get bigger?" while staring at me in my apple green, sleeveless top.
"Huh? I dunno. Not sure."
A few hours later, after looking at myself in the bathroom mirror, "OMG! My boobs do look bigger! They are bigger! Oh, no! I gained weight."
Jam, "Yeah! You're FAT!"
Moment of silence.
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