Yeeeeeeehaw!

[rodeo_billy]

HOWDY FOLKS! Billy Cassidy signin' in for duty. I saw that y'all went and got yourselves on of these there fellas so I said to myself, "Billy," I said, "you gotta go git yourself one too

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[sexy_and_skorty]

. . . what?

[rodeo_billy]

Well howdy there, partner? What do they call you when you're at home?

[sexy_and_skorty]

. . .

Envy.

Are you one of those retarded humans?

[rodeo_billy]

Well say, you're making me feel as welcome as an outhouse breeze.

[princeofwriting]

You're that Billy dude.

Your English is worse than mine.

[rodeo_billy]

And you're that Echizen critter! Howdy!

Golly gosh there, partner, who stuck the burr under your saddle??

[bakaviper_killa]

Your hair is worse than mine and Oishi-senpai's combined.

[rodeo_billy]

An empty bucket makes the most racket.

[bakaviper_killa]

Did you say something that suppose to mean something to me?

[rodeo_billy]

Gosh, you're being about as friendly as fire-ants! What did your papa call you?

[slobberymongrel]

...Are you a cowboy?!?

[rodeo_billy]

Well gosh, I guess you could be calling me one o' those there fellas. I used to do some heardin' and stuff! I don't have much time these days to be rounding up them cattle though. Trainin's harder than I thought!

An' what are you called, mister?

[slobberymongrel]

Oh godric's bollocks, you are, you're a real live cowboy. Thats BRILLIANT!! Do you have a horse?? A ranch?? Country girls swooning left and right?? DO YOU NEED A SHEEP DOG??

Im called handsome, charming, witty, etc, but you can call me Sirius for short. Sirius Black. Wizard, Auror, and pleased as hell to meet you, mate!!

[rodeo_billy]

Ahh, well. These days I'm all hat and no cattle.

Aha, you can't there be foolin' me, Mr. Black. Wizards sure ain't real! I hear you clucking but I can't find your nest!

[chocolatehelps]

So you're a tennis muggle who....talks like you just popped out of one of those old Wild West films? Interesting. Or at least I assume you're a tennis muggle. Most of the muggles seem to be tennis muggles.

[rodeo_billy]

Sir, what's a muggle that you be talkin' about?

[chocolatehelps]

Why, non-magical sorts of course. So unless you've a wand about you somewhere, that makes you a muggle.

[rodeo_billy]

Heh, are you trying to be playin' tricks on me as well, Mr. Lupin? Cause I sure don't git it.