How's momma and them? I ain't been around much lately, I've been playin' some tennis and stuff. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet, but you know what they be sayin'; no folk ever drowned in sweat ( Read more... )

I swear, I'm so tired I'm makin' three tracks in the dirt.

Well, you folks sure are amusin'. Y'all some sorta cult or somethin'? You got critters pretendin' to be wizardin' folk, people sayin' they're goin' and turnin' into dogs, and gays! I'm tellin' y'all the truth! If I tell you a hen dips snuff, you can look under her wing ( Read more... )

HOWDY FOLKS! Billy Cassidy signin' in for duty. I saw that y'all went and got yourselves on of these there fellas so I said to myself, "Billy," I said, "you gotta go git yourself one too ( Read more... )