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[roflcopter]

I was hangin' out with Matt and the boys at his apartment tonight, and Matt rubbed up his gooch real good with his hand, applying as much ball/ass sweat as possible, and Uriah smelled it. It was pretty classy. He said that if Stacey hears about this (which I'm making sure she does via this entry), and she still sticks around, she's a keeper. Well,

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[_wasteland_]

christ, derek... that was a bit more than i needed to know, thanks. however, i can deal, so i guess that means i'll be sticking around... that is, of course, if it's okay with you. :)

[jesusmakesbank]

and you want this boy to touch your soft parts? hot damn. you must like this kid. <3 i think something is a brewing...maybe love.

[heartsparklove]

...Jesus Christ, sick fucks. Poor Uriah, should have stabbed that son o' a bitch.

[kill_buddha]

ahahahahaha...good times.

xo
chris

[mechanicalroach]

Damn straight. Rubbin' the gooch feels mighty good. God, it smelled so bad.