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Im undergoing an herbal detoxification program. I take 4 pills twice a day to flush all the toxins out of my organs, skin and digestive track.

My pee is neon green.

I pee in the urinals at work and then don't flush, just so the next guy will say, "Hey, who's pissing neon green?"

My new guitar...


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I am in love with the most wonderful girl.

P.S. New Mindless Self Indulgence album april 15th.

Going out to breakfast with my girl in a few hours. Wasting time until then...

Q and not U is coming. Andrea and I are going. Monty will come too I'm sure. Anyone else down?

So is Elton John
And Death from above 1979
and Pretty Girls Make Graves
Xiu Xiu
Erase Errata
These Arms Are Snakes
Kimya Dawson
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owe *clutches stomach*

I feel so sick today. And after I told you I wasn't getting sick last night :(

All I can do is drink water. Lots and lots of water.

This morning I bought the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 1 DVD's off a friend for 10 bucks. Best purchase of all time.

I can't find my chapstick and my lips hurt real bad. Seriously.

Last night was absolutely fucking amazing. Normally getting kicked out of a party by a good friend of mine would hurt my feelings(especially when I did nothing except show up), but not when everyone else you know leaves that same party in protest!! I seriously have some of the most amazing friends. We then all proceeded to stand around out front ( Read more... )

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I JUST OVERSLEPT LIKE 6 AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS!@$@%%!

...and I was going to see my baby tonight too :(

Bah mother fuckers I MADE BANK at work last night. About a $200 take home after 10-hours. Nothing pays better then scamming folks out of their hard earned welfare/disability checks. BOO-YAH!

Death from above 1979 makes me want to smoke crack and shag.

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"