It tastes like burning...

[kill_buddha]

Im undergoing an herbal detoxification program. I take 4 pills twice a day to flush all the toxins out of my organs, skin and digestive track.

My pee is neon green.

I pee in the urinals at work and then don't flush, just so the next guy will say, "Hey, who's pissing neon green?"

Comments

[prove_yourself]

what the fuck are you doing up this early?

[kill_buddha]

I'm supposed to be at work until 8, but I wasnt getting any calls so I decided to leave early...

...what the fuck are you doing up this early?

[prove_yourself]

i just got home from that god damn lock in and havent slept all night, and only got 4 hours of sleep the night before. driving home was a trip.

how long does the detoxification program last? I looked into doing that awhile ago but waiting until i knew more about it. but seeing how im lazy i never got on top of it.

[kill_buddha]

Im supposed to eat all these pills for 30 days and I guess just crap everything out. It's a new product we sell at work and Monty got a package for free and passed it off to me....I have to say, the neon green pee thing is kinda cool :)

[misfitsdanny]

Dude we are in the same boat:
THE DUAL-ACTION CLEANSE BOAT!!!

[kill_buddha]

haha...good times...

[bach_]

So why are you doing this? Does the neon taste better than the regular when you pee in my mouth?

[kill_buddha]

I guess we'll find out this evening...

[livejamie]

good post.

[kill_buddha]

thanx...LJ kudos.

[livejamie]

LJ toast to you.

[kill_buddha]

Its a characteristic reserved for only the coolest of people.

[kill_buddha]

yes.