HEY MY BROWSER'S POSTING SKILLS WORK AGAIN

holy shit rumsfeld is outtie 5000!

make it 6000

i'd like to start an internet database where you can (anonymously) submit a handwriting sample and be matched with someone whose handwriting is very like yours (using anomaly-detection algorithms or something -- it would be really simple) and find out if they're exactly like you! oh it would be so exciting! you heard it here first!

THE INTERNET IS DOWN

THE INTERNET IS DOWN

google, amazon, blogspot, youtube

wtf?

a new york times piece by my totally rad aunt ( Read more... )

It probably shouldn't surprise us that JonBenet, like Roderick Usher's sister, won't stay buried. It's the return of the repressed all over again, here before us, strutting its stuff and doing its cultural work because we so badly need it. Where else can we find forbidden material served up to us in ways we can both enjoy and disown? We have to ( Read more... )

all your snakes are belong to us is really clever!

when i was on step team at my second high school, i was one of two white steppers in the whole of montgomery county. (gretchen raff at blair, my first high school, was the other.)

now this!http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/

my only involvement with rollerderby was one practice last august, but driving blank-minded tonight i realized that my rollerderby name, were i still involved, would definitely be ( Read more... )

it seems to me that "i wish i could quit you" is the new "i don't want: your lahf."