To whom it may concern,

I have had a Suicidal Allan Moment. An Allan Moment (or AM for short) is when something causes the universe to end in the distant future, and a Suicidal Allan Moment (or SAM for short) is an AM that is so severe that I either lose the will to live or attempt suicide.

My SAM began when I was on the iTunes store. I was browsing ( Read more... )

( This is an extremely long post, so please be patient. )

WARNING!
Before you open the cut and destroy my dreams of my own rock band by using (or abusing) my plans, you must promise to me to obey all of the following rules:

1. Do not try to follow any of the plans I have set up for The Slacks. This includes using 'The Slacks' as the name of your band/act; using the album titles Moptop Revival, Let's Party! or ( Read more... )

Hi, mysterious reader.

I haven't updated my Journal in at least two months. My greatest apologies! I was taken into and out of mental hospitals, fighting with my mum and being meshuganah. And have I got a whole lotta news to tell ya ( Read more... )

[I cross-posted this message at Pádraig Ó Méalóid's LiveJournal, because I desperately want answers to my questions]

I've finally got myself a copy of LoEG: Century 1910, and I loved it. But I would badly, vehemently, worshipfully love to see a preview of Century 1969. Problem is, there aren't any to be found. Please may I have a preview?
Pretty ( Read more... )

Top Ten #2:

Facts You Don't Know about Lily Cole

The most beautiful woman since Helen of Troy, it's little wonder that Lily has become one of the world's biggest supermodels. Now, ‘scuse me while I dump some facts about her here:

1.        Lily has tattoos. Honestly. She’s got fancy writing on her left foot and a little star inside her right wrist.

2 ( Read more... )

Hey everyone, I'm bored!

No-one's commented here since Jimi-baby was dead. Well, it seems that long. :-(

So I'm gonna start a competition. Every 50th person to comment on this post (note: not every 50th post, because I need more people to comment here!) wins a prize. And what the prize is is a secret until you win it.

So, ready...

Set...

Comment.

Hi world,

I'm in mental hospital for the third (or fourth) time in my life. What am I doing at home, you ask? I'm on discharge*.

So I've decided to post my fave Lily Cole pictures.

( Model pic-spam behind cut! )

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