Episode ★ 10 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

[ TAKE ME TO YOUR CZAR ]

Our Russian Overlords are more terrifying than we could ever imagine. They've taken LiveJournal's name as their own. Kind of.

[ HELP ME STEPHEN COL-NOBI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE ]I'm called upon by the Nation to fulfill my civic duty as expected of any good dictator: dictating while having Julio

Comments

SPECIAL GUEST

[coloneloftruth]

I'd thank you for coming here tonight, Jon, but you're here almost more than I am.

Re: SPECIAL GUEST

[stewartlittle]

Without a legitimate staff, there is hardly anyone to watch over the next crazy stunt you'll pull.

And by the way, yesterday? At one point, I seriously thought someone is going to go after me with a torch.

Re: SPECIAL GUEST

[coloneloftruth]

My Nation is very Nationalistic, Jon. They know what they want and they refuse to settle for anything less. Or, shorter, I guess.

And the edit button is another reason why we should all have paid accounts.

[stewartlittle]

The internet is nowhere to discuss height. That's a cheap shot!

Speaking of paid accounts, my guess is I'm going to have to pay for that award, aren't I?

One more thing: on the behalf of the correspondent-who-will-remain-nameless, I apologize for the wallpaper.

[kamikazescot]

Hey, not all of the people at Cape and Cowl are fangirls for Spider-Man and Raven. For example, some of us are fangirls of Starscream and Rimmer or Dr. H and the Marquis. =D

And OHMYGOD, OBAMABEAR. You need your bear repellent Stephen. Isn't it on your utility belt?

[hideously]

You forgot Hiruma and Yami >D

[kamikazescot]

Dangit, you're right.

[hideously]

And maybe Hush/Slade XD

[darkprophecies]

A child?
We are not even a couple.

[coloneloftruth]

Not according to some people.

[darkprophecies]

Well I beg to differ with you, Stephen. He is married, and thus, not at all interested.

[coloneloftruth]

Then what do you have to say to the masses that want you two to "log it up"?

[coloneloftruth]

No, that's just what Russians look like.

[deternot]

In Soviet Russia, Stephen, Russians look like you.

As do bears.

[coloneloftruth]

They're going undercover??

[jerky_genius]

Obearama loves you, oh yeah~ Ku ku kuuu~

You are welcome, by the way.

[coloneloftruth]

You did this??

[jerky_genius]

It was pretty easy~ And since you're a bit famous, I figured I should. Ku ku kuuu~

[coloneloftruth]

A bit famous? Now, that's more offensive than the wallpaper.