BABY ON BOARD!!!!!!!1111111oneone

[rollingmeadowes]

Comments

Dorcas!

[checking_kings]

I'm on it! And no, I hadn't forgotten. Coming to find you. Be there in ten minutes-ish. I'm sure you can hold on that long, right?

Want me to bring anything?

Re: Dorcas!

[rollingmeadowes]

Seriously Kingsley, I won't be having this baby for another couple of hours. You can take your time.

Bring your lovely self. And something for me to read.

Re: Dorcas!

[checking_kings]

...well, I'll find my shoes then. Take a loooooong time over finding them. Or, I'll be there when I've crammed them on.

Can be done. Is Sassy Witch Magazine getting boring?

Re: Dorcas!

[rollingmeadowes]

Well I could use the company too, but really, take your time. Everyone is fussing over me. It's annoying.

I've read it three times now. Did you know that pink is out and green is in?

[rollingmeadowes]

Nah, I'm just thirsty. You should maybe sit down before you faint from exhaustion.

[rollingmeadowes]

I won't eat it. I'm not hungry! These contractions are hours apart, Bella. Will you please sit your arse down and keep me company?

[tout_que_jaime]

Remind Bellatrix she needs to breathe? Could come in handy, that.

[rollingmeadowes]

It's not the lack of breathing that I'm worrying about, it's all the food she's trying to cram down my throat.

[tout_que_jaime]

Tell her that I say to listen to you...or something. That makes no sense, but the point remains.

Try not to choke to death?

[rollingmeadowes]

Will saying, "Abime says to calm the fuck down" really help me?

I will. Can't birth a baby while I'm choking.