baby!

[rollingmeadowes]

Ladies and Gentlemen! I am proud to announce the birth of my son, Dominic! He is so little and cute, and he didn't come out all smushed like most babies. Not that I have anything against smushed babies, but this boy is perfect. If anyone would like to visit there is a waiting list, and it's pretty long, so you have to be patient

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[tout_que_jaime]

Unsmushed! Oh, congratulations! Applause for that.

[rollingmeadowes]

I'd like to think me keeping my cool helped a little with that whole unsmushing thing, but who knows? Could be just magic, this little boy is so amazing.

Thanks, Abime! You need to come and visit. You can pretend you care about the baby, but really we both know you're there to distract Bellatrix so I can relax.

[tout_que_jaime]

They tend to unsmush with time, I think.

I will do. Whether it's if I...care or will distract Bellatrix, either way, I'll come. And bring small children of my own. He likes feeling older than people, I reckon.

[rollingmeadowes]

Usually. But this boy is smush-proof.

I'll appreciate both, but if you want to just do me a favour and calm the wife down that'd be nice. She keeps apologising. It's sweet, but...I'm good. I want to see your small child too, it's been a while.

[rollingmeadowes]

He is not smushed. He's perfect.

Tell Dia to quit poking him please.

[rollingmeadowes]

Perfectly perfect, you mean.

She'll be confused for a while. It's alright. I just don't want her poking his fat head.

[checking_kings]

It's those Carribean anti-smush genes, that's what it is.

[rollingmeadowes]

You!

[checking_kings]

Me! Yes!

[rollingmeadowes]

Come over here so I can pinch your cheeks. I adore you, Mr. Shacklebolt!