i went to a party school in the US very recently and have never heard the term

[romancandles]

Going to a Halloween party. I'm dressing up as a creepy marionette doll tonight and, trust me, there will be photos. So I leave you relatively cracky fic for The Homo Network, but I promise that it isn't just me because my prompt was gay chicken.

the social network
and tango makes three
mark/eduardo, PG
for redinteriors, who prompted me "gay chicken." sisi

Comments

[flowerings]

LOL this was adorable, funny and sweet. SO CUTE.

[romancandles]

LOL thank you! omg you are brave clicking a cut that promises literal chickens.

[partaken]

best interpretation of gay chicken tbh.

jfklj super adorable.

[romancandles]

I had never even heard the term before. Sisi linked me to an urban dictionary entry and I was like, "Ummmmmmm sorry but I took that prompt literally."

Thank you!

[redinteriors]

alskdjfsdjf YOU POSTED IT!!!!!!!!!! scream okay okay omg best thing to wake up to tbh hahaha. Oh man, I know you said you were writing making out but ugh THIS IS SO NICE AND SLOW AND LANGUID UGH CAN I JUST I love how you worked the gay chicken in around them kissing lmao. Ugh, ILU OKAY and this is a fabulous interpretation of my prompt hahahaha.

Lol also I had to google the term greasy spoon because we don't use that slang here. Only typo is you wrote "and" twice before soggy egg remnants.

Ugh I am going to die forever over this LOL omg.

[romancandles]

LOL omg I have ALL THESE FEELINGS about the homo network yet the only thing I can write is something that involves chickens, ugh, why. UGH THE CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER, ACTUALLY. I just want to write a million fics about the chicken, ugh like Mark is resentful of the chicken not just because of the Phenoix but also because Eduardo ignores him for a whole week in favor of a the chicken, he pets the chicken THAT SLAG in the dining hall and not Mark.

I AM SORRY BUT NO I AM NOT REALLY SORRY.

[redinteriors]

LOL I KNOW THE CHICKEN IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOREVER, "YOU PLANTED THAT STORY ABOUT THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!"

ugh oh god WRITE ALL THE FIC IN THE WORLD, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. THAT SLAG!!! crying irl i love you

[romancandles]

I DIDN'T PLANT THE STORY ABOUT THE CHICKEN.

UGH I WILL WRITE SERIOUS FIC NOW ABOUT LIKE BETRAYAL AND THE PERSON YOU LOVE NOT LOVING YOU BACK ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR OWN FLAWS BUT IF HE COULD JUST LOVE YOU MORE, IF HE HAD JUST TRIED HARDER THAN MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE -

[marycontraire]

This is lovely and hilarious. YOU WIN AN INTERNET FOR BEST USE OF THE CHICKEN IN FIC.

[romancandles]

Oh my god, there are not words for how much I love the chicken plot point. Rarely has anyting made me laugh so hard. I FEEL AWFUL THAT PEOPLE ARE WRITING THOUGHFUL, ELEGANT FIC AND I AM WRITING ABOUT MAYBE-GAY CHICKENS.

[marycontraire]

1. NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR CHICKEN FIC. THE CHICKEN MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN ANYTHING ALSO.

2. YOUR FIC WAS THOUGHTFUL AND ELEGANT FOR A MINUTE BEFORE MARK QUESTIONED THE CHICKEN'S SEXUALITY.

3. BASICALLY I JUST WANT MORE FIC ALWAYS. PERHAPS YOU COULD TACKLE THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT NEXT.

(GET IT? TACKLE? FISH?)

[romancandles]

1. I JUST WANT TO WRITE REALLY SERIOUS META ON THE CHICKEN VS THE EGG IN RELATION TO THE HOMO NETWORK. THE CHICKEN IS A METAPHOR, OKAY.

2. CHICKEN SEXUALITY IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MARK. HE NEEDS TO KNOW IF THE CHICKEN IS ACTIVELY INTERESTED IN WATCHING EDUARDO DRESS IN THE MORNING BECAUSE, IF YES, MARK IS HAVING DRUMSTICKS FOR DINNER.

3. OMG LITERAL MARLINS AND TROUT. UGH IN THE FUTURE EDUARDO RECEIVES A WET PACKAGE AND THE UPS GUY WRINKLES HIS NOSE AT THE SMIELL AS EDUARDO SIGNS FOR IT. EDUARDO IS TOUCHED THOUGH BY GETTING HALF-ROTTING, SLIMEY FISH IN THE MAIL WITH A SCRIBBLED NOTE SAYING "CAUGHT IT MYSELF" BECAUSE MARK REMEMBERED.

capslock is always relevant.

[sharksdontsleep]

“It’s already committed cannibalism, so I doubt it keeps kosher,”

HEE!

This was lovely and sweet and funny! Perhaps post it to mark_eduardo? (Apologies if you did and I didn't see it.)

[romancandles]

Thank you!

I keep thinking of posting it but I am ashamed. Other people (you) are writing great fic about betrayal and love and greed and healing and I'm over here hand-waving canon (where is Eduardo's girlfriend?) and talking about chicken sexuality.

[sharksdontsleep]

Chicken sexuality, FTW. BAH! I'm glad you posted it! This fandom needs more fic, particularly fluff.