i went to a party school in the US very recently and have never heard the term

[romancandles]

Going to a Halloween party. I'm dressing up as a creepy marionette doll tonight and, trust me, there will be photos. So I leave you relatively cracky fic for The Homo Network, but I promise that it isn't just me because my prompt was gay chicken.

the social network
and tango makes three
mark/eduardo, PG
for redinteriors, who prompted me "gay chicken." sisi

Comments

[underhand_glory]

i read this while EXTREMELY drunk last night and i couldn't even handle it.

ugh they're so tentative with each other, mark setting the boundaries and wardo always poking at them, trying to get closer and then it's not really something they do~~ but they're so comfortable with it. i love mark in this especially, which is weird since i am treasurer of the Eduardo Saverin is a Special Snowflake club

MORGAN WHY ARE YOU THE BEST!!

[romancandles]

LOL I feel you OMG I am so hungover.

AW I am so glad that you liked it and took time to note the sweet bits and not just the possibly gay chicken. ♥ Eduardo Saverin is a special snowflake, though, I love his little face.

[marycontraire]

OMG I JUST SPOTTED A MAJOR FLAW IN THIS PERFECT FIC.

EDUARDO'S CHICKEN IS NOT A ROOSTER, WHICH MAKES IT A HEN, WHICH MAKES IT FEMALE.

OOOPS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[romancandles]

LOL I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WHILE I WAS WRITING IT, WHICH IS WHY THEY REFER TO THE CHICKEN AS IT AND NOT A GNEDERED PRONOUN. I TRIED TO SAVE THE JOKE WITH A BIT WHERE EDUARDO IS LIKE "THE CHICKEN IS NOT GAY MARK HOW CAN YOU MOVE TO PALO ALTO AND NOT KNOW THAT MALES ARE ROOSTERS?" BUT THE JOKE WAS NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY AS MARK TALKING ABOUT BIRD SEXUALITY.

[marycontraire]

YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M GLAD YOU LEFT IT AS YOU DID. BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING AT YOU A LITTLE BIT. BUT I WILL JUST ASSUME THAT THEY ARE BOTH IDIOTS AND NEITHER OF THEM KNOWS THAT IT'S A FEMALE CHICKEN. POSSIBLY EDUARDO HAS ALREADY NAMED IT STANLEY AND MARK IS ALL, "WHY DOES STANLEY SUDDENLY GET MORE ATTENTION THAN I DO?" AND REALLY WANTS TO WHIP OUT THE BBQ SAUCE.

[shecrows]

OH MY GOD MORGAN YOU REALLY HAD NEVER HEARD OF GAY CHICKEN SO YOU TOOK IT LITERALLY I AM LEGIT DYING WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING WHY DO I ASK MYSELF THIS QUESTION EVERY DAY UGH

omg though this is beautiful and amazing and ugh. perfect. you have this incredible knack for intensely understated gestures, particularly the physical, unspoken ones, and ugh, they are flawless. and their voices are so spot on, mark's especially. i am all aflutter.

[romancandles]

LOL DO PEOPLE REALLY PLAY THIS GAME? W/E W/E LITERAL CHICKENS ARE THE BEST.

ugh thanks lol. i tried to make it at least somewhat sweet instead of just a study on chicken sexuality. ugh why is this so funny to me. ♥

[romancandles]

I'm glad you liked it! CHICKEN WAS MY FAVORITE THING EVER. I just - I have this whole idea for Andrew/Jesse RPF revolving around the chicken. I really want to write serious fic but it seems that all I can do right now is talk about the chicken.

[leatherteal]

THE LITERAL GAY CHICKEN, OMG. I love this so much :D

[romancandles]

Thank you! THE CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE THING.