does anyone read this?
So, I just got two free tickets to the detroit red wings, toronto maple leafs (original six) game on saturday, from my well-to-do bro in law. I would prefer to give it to someone will make out with me. Thank you.

Party tonight in Hamtramck. Last minute reminder. Contact me for directions, via myspace, or phone.

So the party on Poland street was fun. The police drove by about 10 times. The highlight of the night was finding that the upstairs neighbor is a cute single girl. (who may or may not have slept on my futon). Maybe it'll end up like a tv sitcom.

Party tonight in Hamtramck. Be there then. Be here now. Beer there then. Call me at 313-614-9197 if you want to go.

Party in Hamtown. It's my party, and Terry's party. It will be crazy. More people will show up than can fit in the house. That's why you should show up. There'll also be a keg and vodka. (I prefer vodka).

It's May 20, Saturday. Let me know if you want to show up and I'll give you directions.

Sincerely,
jeff myshock

everything sounds a little more ernest with some profanities added to it, example, these lyrics to a travis song,

"I'm sorry that you've turned to driftwood, but you've been drifting for a long, long time"

or

"I'm sorry that you've turned to fuckin' driftwood, but you've been drifting for a long goddamn time"

now which do you prefer?

I had a nice birthday dinner. messy barbeque ribs. the tab was about 90 dollars. but most of that went to drinks that I didnt drink. haha. I dont know what happened after that. running down joseph campau. people slapping each other on a couch. why did I sleep on an alcohol wet sofa. laugh until it hurts. "I'm an artist godamnit ( Read more... )

April 10 is my 25th birthday. Someone give me a quarter. Good times with J. Cassidy and BarbaraJean drinking wine til 6 am. I like people with interesting, dramatic, cinematic names.

the rock stars death by tragedy club, iconic font, under completion,
the lower case will be how they died


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Today was my last day working at Barnes and Noble. Now I'm moving on to bigger and better things. Like driving to Rochester for 8:30 am. twice a week. THAT SOUNDS FUN. I did like the Godiva chocolate bars though.