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[romanlawyer]

This just in: the cashier at Au Bon Pain thinks I am her favorite! This is neither posturing, nor cockiness because I have two items of evidence

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[calamityjake]

She probably assumes you are mentally retarded, and is trying to bring an iota of joy into your sad little life. That's why I gave you that twenty dollar bill last week.

[romanlawyer]

I know. She really gets me.