Lunch Appointment

[romanlawyer]

Vascular Surgeon: John, I am sorry son, you can no longer eat cheese.

John: (Rises from the gurney. Puts up dukes. Two sweaty handshakes: one across the face, one into the collar bone). Now, surgeon, you have been beaten down to a pediatrician. Anything else that I love you won’t let me eat?

Comments

[ghostofchance]

noooooo!

give me cheese or GIVE ME DEATH!

[ghostofchance]

or give me cheese AND death.

[romanlawyer]

Executioner: Missy, I'll grant you one wish.
Missy: Don't execute me?
Executioner: Nice one, smart ass.
Missy: Cheese?
Executioner: You got it, muffin.

[ghostofchance]

there are websites for deathrow inmates' last meals, cheeeese abound.

and bryan adams? i mean COME ON!

[yellowstripes]

Life without cheese? You poor thing!

Re: Dick?

[romanlawyer]

he wouldn't dare.

Re: Dick?

[romanlawyer]

would he?