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[romanlawyer]

Last night I ran a mile to a friend’s house to play ping pong. I had beaten everyone in the house handily, save him, because we had not yet played. He too gave his housemates a thrashing. It was shaping up to be a real Battle Royale. Well, it didn’t. He beat me 9 straight games. I was put in my place, like Napolean scooped up by an opposing

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[perfectlylegal]

You should write more posts like these.

[romanlawyer]

haha. opposed to what i normally write, which is crap? perhaps i could take a page from perfectlylegal and write about being horny? whoops, i do that already.

[perfectlylegal]

Hey, I don't ALWAYS write about that. And I'm not saying your other stuff is crap either. It's just that when you write it's really good.

I'll never give you another compliment again, jerk. ;)

[romanlawyer]

yikes. what 'tude for so early in the day. let's settle this over a hj.

Re: he's

[romanlawyer]

Out of the two of us, which one of us sleeps on the other person's pillows? Which one of us puts that pillow between his legs when he sleeps? Which person refuses to return the pillows because "they smell nice?"

i hope they bring you as much

[romanlawyer]

luck as they did me.