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[romanlawyer]

In college, I dated a girl who would only take showers in the dark. At the time, I found this attractive and it added to her mystique. Even though I should have read the signals like a sticker on car window, “Incest on Board,” I continued to date her.

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[quiet_flame]

I don't get it.

[romanlawyer]

Come on, only showers in the dark? Like, she was petrified to do it any other way. She'd break out in tears if I turned the lights on. Someone had a very very very friendly uncle.

[quiet_flame]

I think the fact that you would even think to relate that to incest means that you may have had a very friendly uncle...

[romanlawyer]

he was called gary. and he had a beard.

[mercurius_anima]

Creepy.

[romanlawyer]

creepy.

[thelovesongs]

that one is the most worst one

[thelovesongs]

god i hate that.

[romanlawyer]

there was a incident in which i couldn't figure out if she was laughing, crying, or high. her nose was also bleeding. i cashed in my chips after that.

[thelovesongs]

sometimes i take showers in the dark. i find the light invasive.

[romanlawyer]

yeah, i think you really capture her fear in that word, "invasive."

[yellowstripes]

Well at least she took showers.

[romanlawyer]

good point. at least she would bathe.