Can you feel my love buzz?

[romantic_decay]

There's a bright green glow-in-the-dark Jesus hanging suspended off the rear view mirror of the car that I dirve. I guess my mom puts him, along with a few rosaries, prayer cards, and random pictures of saints in her car because these bits and pieces of plastic and paper are supposed to shield her from the stupidity of Guamanian drivers. I'm using

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[rorqualmaru]

The only thing missing is a string of sampaguita buds.

[romantic_decay]

Totally. Well, she's got palm leaves from last Palm Sunday on display by the rear window of the car. I think I'll suggest the sampaguita buds to my mother. hahaha :)

[rorqualmaru]

Get a horse welded to the hood too. ;}

[anonymous]

u both are fucking retarded