Do you ever have one of those days where you know there is a God, but you are also acutely aware that he does not like you very much? I think, sometimes, that he sits there, on his cloud or whatever, and thinks to himself "Who shall I fuck with today? Ah, yes... RomiKitten has just about recovered from the last little joke I played on her ( Read more... )

I hate men. All of them. Congratulate me. I'm single again. Fuck.

A woman arrives home early from work one day, just in time to catch her husband in bed with another woman. Enraged, she drags him, naked, downstairs and into the garage. She proceeds to put his manhood in a vice, tighten it, and remove the handle. Next, she pulls out a hack-saw ( Read more... )

Why is there a bumper sticker that says "Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks I am ( Read more... )

1) No one wants to sit at a table ( Read more... )

Got the navel pierced. Finally. Been talking about it for about four years. Yes, it hurt. But it looks friggin' cool.

Mom was unimpressed. She sighed at me, and told me, giggling, that I have to show Grandma. My sister had me show her friend.

Grandma's going to try to rip it out.

P.S. Seven days to Arbutis Lake and counting...

Two-Thirty in the morning. In fucking June... NOT JULY... there are fireworks going off outside loud enough for me to hear them in the basement. They are going to continue to go off until a couple of weeks after the fourth ( Read more... )

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Someone's user name on one of those quiz sites was Suicidal_Vampire_Girl.

Some people should just be shot. Repeatedly. And then killed.