Your face!

I might be jumping the gun here, but I think I just might be off the market or at least will be soon enough.

I resolve to have sex with each you in 2011. You have been warned.

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Drank nearly a full bottle of barley sake last night... alone... in my domicile... listening to music... chatting on Facebook. Was nice, but I'd rather drink with friends.

LiveJournal is Dead. MySpace is dead. Long live Facebook!

Geez, you are some boring mutha-lickas! Some of you need to pull off a heist. Some of you need to hold up a liquor store. One of you needs to go to Tijuana and join a Mexican drug cartel and post about it on your LJ. Somebody do something exciting for a change!

Soon the puck will drop in Vancouver and Team USA will accomplish something they haven't been able to in 30 years.... WIN THE GOLD!!!


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I no longer consider myself an atheist... I now believe in whatever Will Smith believes in.

And now back to your regularly scheduled LJ cheese & whine.

The Best Picture nominees are pretty weak this year. How the hell did a movie like Inglourious Basterds get nominated? It was a decent flick, but definitely not Oscar worthy. Same goes for Avatar, which should get best cinematography and/or visual effects, but not best picture. The Blind Side should not be up for best picture either. It is ( Read more... )