Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Well folks it is once again time for my annual halloween joke so get your finger poised to put down your throat, and your barf bag at the ready!

"Why can't witches have babies?"
"Because goblins have hollow weenies"

Me runs fast to get out of the way of flying vomit!

The optimist says "The glass is half full"

The pessimist says "The glass is half empty"

The Engineer says "The glass is twice the size it needs to be"

........Anonymous

I have decided to make my journal "friends only" to allow for more freedom of expression. If I missed you as a friend let me know and you will be added!

"Thongs Flee Gulf Coast as Storm Nears!"

Wow that must be some wind!

Never byte off more than you can view!

STUDY SHOWS MEN ALSO SUFFER FROM PMS ( Read more... )

"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe."

........Marilyn vos Savant

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Signboard on a Catholic Church in Galveston, Texas:

"Staying in bed and shouting "Oh God" does not constitute going to church"

.....Thanks to jennay2 at "Answers_on_Sex2". It is her icon!